You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Jack_Uzi]

Don't date. Bites the hand that feeds us pics of nice looking girls.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Keeps pictures of androgynous people who he doesn't know on his computer.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Is a computer.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He isn't.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. Once ate a computer, and still randomly coughs up parts from time to time.

 

[Tharwen]

Speaks in base 3.

 

[Scde2]

Date. So you can break everything.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He hates everyone and everything to have ever walked this earth.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. makes jokes in Base 13.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't know that his post count is 328 in base 13.

 

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[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't understand how that converts to text.

 

[Shemming]

date, no reason im just lonely

 

[Vrex360]

Date him.

He's a kitten that can dodge a helicopters rotating blades.

He's totally a catch.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Never uses mouthwash.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. SGUga25vd3MgZXhhY3RseSB3aGF0IEknbSBzYXlpbmcu

 

[Crayzor]

Don't date. Talks gibberish.

 

[brtshstel]

Date. He's probably got some strange powers those anime kind of people have.

 

[she_never_was]

Don't date. Robot.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's finally back.