You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, eye patches are hot.

 

[Lust]

Date......................they can read.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Uses bold text.

 

[Lust]

Date. Pays attention to detail.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Date. They too seem to suffer from some odd color modification disease.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. His username is not an exaggeration. Is a bleeding ninja.

 

[Shemming]

Date. ninja.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Doesn't know the people are ninjas from those that aren't.

(I used to have a username of ninjablu.)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is bad for your health.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't date, likes to hurt people with his keyblade.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is piloted by a cyclops.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Date. Has found the key to human interaction.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Interacts with humans.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, interacts with non-humans.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, can dance it up with the best of them.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, ships don't dance.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. He can dance if he wants to. He can leave your friends behind.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, he gets songs stuck in peoples heads.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He is joking about the skinny jeans stuff.

 

[McLoving]

You should date the guy above he has a key and it unlocks everything.
AND LOOK AT THIS HAIR.