You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. I don't need a justification.

Off Topic: People, help me! I have lost the hat of waviness avatar due to my brother changing it while I was away from the computer! I can't find it anymore! Help!

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's too cool for a normal alphabet.

And he needs help finding his hat.
[sub]I haven't seen it, sorry [/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He wears a top hat, but he's really just a filthy commoner.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Puts turrets in their place.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. That key is actually the universal key to every lock in existence.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, has the biggest head in the world.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Can't point out the key field in the following table:

Spoiler

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he likes lemons.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Can be useful.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He can't spell 'Leman Russ'.

And is the third person to have ninjad me this minute...

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's an enemy of the Emperor.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. Their dedication to the Emperor is without equal.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. They ignore the Greater Good.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Is a fanatical devotee to the Imperium.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Gets ninja'd quite often.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he ninjad me twice already.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Date, he's got a top hat! Classy!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Just got triple-ninjad!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. They're about to be cleansed in the purifying flames of the Inquisition.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, although he ninja me.