You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Spews philosophical mumbo-jumbo

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Has a brain too small for philosophy.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Honestly, who doesn't know that by now?

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Can't think of anything else.

 

[Sliverwings]

Don't Date. Likewise.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Is unoriginal so they copy me.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Is my brother and uncle.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Made me think how that would work.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Is a Nazi.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Can't tell an anarchist from a nihilist.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's orgasmic.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's referring to the two in his avatar. //_O

 

[XJ-0461]

Don't date. Once sold a fully functional Iron Man suit for 72p.

 

[the lapalminator]

why would you date a cartoony australian robot?

 

[the lapalminator]

dont date. robots are incapable of love

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Thinks he's a robot.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. Robot who thinks he isn't.

 

[Timotei]

Do. He has cool negative effects.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. They're obviously far too obsessed with the creepy thing.
Also, they will want to cuddle on beds of razors.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, averse to razor sex.