You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Knows about Project Mayhem.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. He created project Mayhem.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Dont date.
C C C COMBO BREAKER!

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date, she's laughing at you.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Will watch you while you sleep. All night, every night.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date, he doesn't like being paid attention to.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Has delusions of grandeur.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date, he thinks he's a celebrity.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks he's a pillar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Support beam.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Can dance.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Date. Likes dancing.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Likes to dance to annoying Swedish songs.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Likes to march to annoying Martian songs.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, composed those annoying Martian songs.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Date. Is an annoying Martian.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Cleaned out those damn dirty apes.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, finally stopped marching.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Don't date. Doesn't like marching (I take offense to that because I am going into the Marines).

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Don't date; Marines suck