You -vs- The 300

[iNsAnEHAV0C]

Well.. My avatar is a black hole... I'll just use that and be on my way

 

[RivFader86]

I'd call my avatar ofc...pop 3 rumble balls and we are done (although i haaaaate this form)

Spoiler

 

[idodo35]

take out machine gun take out chainsaw go crazy XD

 

[DanielBrown]

I'd run like hell. My avatar doesn't give a damn about me! O.O

 

[robodukky]

My avatar was born to kick ass, so I think 300 guys will be a pushover. Even if he doesn't win, I'll be over the hills and far away by the time they take him down.

 

[[.redacted]]

Pfft, this would have been interesting if you hadn't said "call on your avatar".

Now I can't really do much but say "ok", as any other answer would be inadequate.

 

[WolfEdge]

I call on the best avatar/friend EVER! Not even Batman could stand against the awesome might of Rainbowdash!

Click-click...

Boom.

 

[Charles_Martel]

Since my avatar defeated 25,000 invading Moors (and saving all of Europe in the process) who were undefeated at the time I don't think 300 generic tough bastards will be a problem.

 

[knight steel]

Hmm i think kenshin might have a little trouble but all in all i think I'm safe .

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Only 300?

Step 1, go on the retreat and hide behind a rock
Step 2, now that they are convinced they only imagined I was there they will take up repetitive patrol routes that leave them individually exposed
Step 3, proceed to grab and snap the necks of them when they're alone, then drop their bodies off the cliff

 

[Infernai]

I would take the fight to a narrow passway that the group needs to go through where numbers count for nothing, with only my avatar by my side. As for weapons, i'll just use a katana.

you know, just like in that one movie only instead of 300 defending, it'll be just me and the avatar defending against 300.

 

[RelexCryo]

I have a semi automatic shotgun, with over a hundred rounds, and a H&K USP compact chambered .40 S&W, so I think I am good to go.

 

[Shadowtek]

I'll use my avatar, Death himself. Then I'll also use a Zero point energy gun equiped with Dark Energy and sit back and watch.

 

[superbatranger]

Unless the 300 guys are robots all connected to the internet, my avatar has no real shot in helping me. I'm dead.

 

[Palademon]

Call on my avatar's giant red mech, that's got enough weapons shoved up it's ass to be the cause of all the toilets in Borderlands being filled with bullets.

 

[topwomble]

i just need to change my avatar to Cthulu and I'll get back to you on that.

 

[Light 086]

I'd call on my avatar to cause the mountains to fall on them (biotics).

Or better yet, I'll take the hidden path and walk around them =P

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Take a boat AROUND them?

 

[Fangface74]

I'd think "Is this all they could get?"

 

[WolfThomas]

I might be able to scare them off with my wolf, depends how brave they are.

Calling on my avatar is 80% more likely to cause my death, so...

I see what you did there. You'd turn around and Flashman would already be bolting away.