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...Ah, crap. Two on one with a dinosaur and a ring-tailed lemur. I'd lose so fast.
But I would never wanna fight Rick and Angie! I'd give up straight away, maybe even get some makeup sex outta the deal... >.>
But I would never wanna fight Rick and Angie! I'd give up straight away, maybe even get some makeup sex outta the deal... >.>
Me versus a bionically augmented super ninja assassin bounty hunter of the future who can see me where ever I go, and whose every finger nail has a concealed razor blade? Thats without her flechette pistol...
At least I might get some before she flays and quarters me with her pinky finger...
At least I might get some before she flays and quarters me with her pinky finger...
me vs Kenshin the hitokiri battosai legendary assassin? im not liking my chances still he is human so if I had a lot of prep time I might stand a small chance or a gun with a lot of firepower and plenty of distance between us.
I would say I could beat him at rock paper scissors but then I remembered hes good at reading youre next move so I would probably lose that too hmmmm drinking competition it is I reckon I could pull that off.
I would say I could beat him at rock paper scissors but then I remembered hes good at reading youre next move so I would probably lose that too hmmmm drinking competition it is I reckon I could pull that off.
We'd never fight, me and Spike'd get along great. We would have a contest over who's hair was cooler, and I'd win on the grounds that his hair is a green Jew-fro, and mine is a curlier version of an afro that can shapeshift.
... Spike is a Kung-Fu master who packs away guns, charges and grenades, he's like a white version of Black Dynamite.
... Spike is a Kung-Fu master who packs away guns, charges and grenades, he's like a white version of Black Dynamite.
Me vs Simba? He's a goddamn lion! I'll have to get in the car. As a child lion I might... now I'm screwed no matter what.
Intellect: Yeah, Bayonetta is way smarter than me, and has at least 500 years (more if she was born a long time before she was locked away) worth of knowledge and experience on me.
Result: I lose.
Skill: Depends what skill. If we're talking firearms shooting, sword fighting, ice skating, whip slinging, grenade firing whilst spinning around in circles and general agility and grace, I think Bayonetta has me. If we're talking about sandwich making, then I might have a shot. I make a mean sandwich...
Result: I definitely lose.
Fight to the death: She whips off her clothes to form massive hair demons that can crunch, tear, bite, headbutt and stomp foes to death.
Result: I couldn't lose more tragically, or more messily.
Shame though, if we're fighting then that must mean that I'm an Angel. I don't want to be an Angel (unless I got to touch her), and that has nothing to do with religion, I just would really love to be an Umbran Witch. Awesome powers and a job that gives you a gorgeous body? Who wouldn't??
Result: I lose.
Skill: Depends what skill. If we're talking firearms shooting, sword fighting, ice skating, whip slinging, grenade firing whilst spinning around in circles and general agility and grace, I think Bayonetta has me. If we're talking about sandwich making, then I might have a shot. I make a mean sandwich...
Result: I definitely lose.
Fight to the death: She whips off her clothes to form massive hair demons that can crunch, tear, bite, headbutt and stomp foes to death.
Result: I couldn't lose more tragically, or more messily.
Shame though, if we're fighting then that must mean that I'm an Angel. I don't want to be an Angel (unless I got to touch her), and that has nothing to do with religion, I just would really love to be an Umbran Witch. Awesome powers and a job that gives you a gorgeous body? Who wouldn't??
