You vs Your Avatar.

[LiberalSquirrel]

On one hand, there is me. A skinny, asthmatic nerd with some slight proficiency with a bo-staff and a bow.

And on the other hand, there is a 4000 year old, immortal, sword-and-magic wielding angel.

I'm down for the count, I think. No matter what the challenge is, I lose.

I've got it worse I'm up against his more powerful son D:

True. That does rather suck.

But at least you might be able to beat Lloyd in a challenge of wits.

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

he would proably tear my face off and use my blood as lube for the incoming arse fucking. Not a bad way to go.

 

[Dan9299]

Well we have same profession. Unfortunately I haven't been trained since nearly birth or had quite the same training. It would be an interesting if short duel but the Vindicare assassin would win. I hope at least they would give me the professional courtesy to see a master work.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Against Cortana? thats abit of a tricky one...it really depends. If I needed to out think her in an intellectual battle I'd be screwed. But in a hand to hand fight or a skill fight I think i could take her. In a fight to the death though....I'd rather be a lover than a fighter ;3 if possible.....but if It was kill her or be killed I think I could do it

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

That's me from a year ago. I'm ripped now, I'd kill myself.

 

[Blow_Pop]

me vs. myself.

either way I win.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

*Gets up takes off shirt* COME AT ME BRO!

 

[ThreeWords]

Bwa ha ha ha ha...

I'd eat it's face.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

On one hand, there is me. A skinny, asthmatic nerd with some slight proficiency with a bo-staff and a bow.

And on the other hand, there is a 4000 year old, immortal, sword-and-magic wielding angel.

I'm down for the count, I think. No matter what the challenge is, I lose.

I've got it worse I'm up against his more powerful son D:

True. That does rather suck.

But at least you might be able to beat Lloyd in a challenge of wits.

SHINING BIND! FALCON CREST!

 

[CalPal]

Just look at him. He's grinning at the number of ways that he can fuck me up to no end. Unless...

Paragon Interrupt?

[RENEGADE INTERRUPT]

Shit.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If it was a 'who the best at not being a bus contest' I would destroy my avatar.

Fight to the death not so much [small]How do you kill a bus?[/small]

 

[Professor J. Luvwitt]

Me: teenager, pacifist, not skilled with a weapon unless we're talking about baffa, can't run fast either, honor student.

Legolas: Somewhere around 2,400 years old, kicks orc ass, very skilled with a bow, incredibly nimble, with all those years he's got he must know some shit.

Yeah, somehow, I think I'd loose this one. Not that I would ever challenge him anyways.

 

[Professor J. Luvwitt]

Pressed red button. I might be a pacifist, but I'd win this one. Trippy Beibers Everywhere!!!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'll knife fight with mine!

 

[ChillzMaster]

Oh... I'm dead...

Metal arm beats human flesh any day...
Knowledge of super-awesome alchemy beats 10th grade level education, even if I'm a genius.
And wits? Well... maybe...

-Chillz

 

[Musette]

Considering that my picture's a drawing of an old hat of mine, I'd say that I've already won and am wearing my avatar's corpse as a trophy.