You wake up and see yourself.

[Canadamus Prime]

Stare blankly for a few minutes trying to work out the ramifications of this.
Me: "Wait, if you're me..."
Other Me: "And you're me..."
Both: "Whoa, my head hurts."

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I would devour his soul and become more powerful! And then I would hope that I haven't created a paradox.

Or else I would just fight him, because now that I think about it, it would be strange fight. We would know what the other was going to do at the same time as each other, so we would block and strike at the same time as the other. Sounds fun.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Tell myself I'm looking sexy today. Y'know give him / me / it a boost.

 

[jamesmax]

fusiooon HA!

 

[Tiger Sora]

Try back in 2 hours this bed is still occupied.

 

[aba1]

well knowing me wed both be a little odded out but eventually get into a fight over whos dating my gf we can be a little jelous

 

[rokkolpo]

I'll express myself in an orderly fashion: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AM I ARE YOU? HERE WHAT WHY!?!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Double brain power set to case solving in L.A Noire.

Or, you know, threesomes work too.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'd go fuck myself. Can't believe someone else hasn't posted something along these lines yet. Also, could get him to meet obligations that I can't be arsed to.

 

[Cazza]

Think I'm dreaming or insane. Greet self then tell and wake up.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Hmm... get him to go to school for me while I play videogames.

 

[iphonerose]

Go back to sleep..

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'd tell him to go to work for me.

Then go back to sleep