You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?
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Weee! I've seen that one, too! Turn on the jukebox,I'll find you by the sound of Queen. Wait...meticadpa said:
...unfortunately I'd be trapped in the woods or locked up in Katie's house. Pretty unfortunate, mainly because 1. there's no escape from the perimeters and 2. killing me as in 'dead' is one of the last things these creatures would do to me. Too much torture ambitions.
The only way to survive is to be the killer.
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I'd probably just would do something super offensive making the horror movie end by being censored before the killer gets me
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I'd probably just would do something super offensive making the horror movie end by being censored before the killer gets me
Indeed. I could possibly survive a western if I tried hard enough, but an eastern? Fuuuuuuck.Wedlock49 said:
OT: Act like it's another genre of movie, try to confuse the killer. Maybe start quoting Jeremy Irons lines, or just be a Large Ham in general?
"But as thick as you are, pay attention! For my words are a matter of pride..."
And if that didn't work, I'd just go with this:
Aris Khandr said:
Step 1: break every shower i can find
Step 2: never say things like "what could posibly go wrong"
Step 3: if i think someones dead make damned sure of it
Step 4: Buddy system US IT
Step 5: avoid the blond at all costs
Step 6: do not have sex horror villains are jealous bastards
Step 7: grab anything that can be used as a weapon
Step 8: have a security item like a bear or blanket
Step 9: stay on the move
Step 10: fire and lots of it
Step 2: never say things like "what could posibly go wrong"
Step 3: if i think someones dead make damned sure of it
Step 4: Buddy system US IT
Step 5: avoid the blond at all costs
Step 6: do not have sex horror villains are jealous bastards
Step 7: grab anything that can be used as a weapon
Step 8: have a security item like a bear or blanket
Step 9: stay on the move
Step 10: fire and lots of it
If its a slasher film
Step 1: Join the police force
Step 2: do nothing
If its a zombie film
Step 1: Gather friends
Step 2: Gather weapons
Step 3: head to the pub and wait for all of this to blow over
If its sci fi horror
Step 1: Keep every one together
Step 2: Absolutly no exploring strange planets, space craft, abandoned places in general
If its supernatural horror
Step one: Hold all night parties (i would like to see a ghost try and destroy a house more then a large group of drunks)
Step two: if that fail destroy the ghost with SCIENCE
if its a stephen king horror
step one: don't live in maine
step two: don't be a bully
step three: avoid psychic children (they bring nothing but trouble)
Step 1: Join the police force
Step 2: do nothing
If its a zombie film
Step 1: Gather friends
Step 2: Gather weapons
Step 3: head to the pub and wait for all of this to blow over
If its sci fi horror
Step 1: Keep every one together
Step 2: Absolutly no exploring strange planets, space craft, abandoned places in general
If its supernatural horror
Step one: Hold all night parties (i would like to see a ghost try and destroy a house more then a large group of drunks)
Step two: if that fail destroy the ghost with SCIENCE
if its a stephen king horror
step one: don't live in maine
step two: don't be a bully
step three: avoid psychic children (they bring nothing but trouble)
You never specified the kind of horror movie. If it involved a serial-killer flick, I would leave town for a long time. If it was something more akin to The Ring or Darkness Falls, I would spend a day with hookers and hallucinogens before killing myself.
I find it quite distressing that most of the people on this thread are mixing horror films and slasher films, slashers, are at best an embarrassing sub-genre, with two good films (original Halloween and original Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Step 1: Get near a light source, make sure there are no points where someone can sneak up on me.
Step 2: Immediately get out my phone. I've got Mason, Jhonson, Reznov, and Ezio on speeddial. It pays to be prepared. I'd call Freeman, but he probably has his hands tied.
Step 2: Immediately get out my phone. I've got Mason, Jhonson, Reznov, and Ezio on speeddial. It pays to be prepared. I'd call Freeman, but he probably has his hands tied.
Step 1.)Get a gun. If people in horror movies knew this they wouldn't die so often.
Step 2.)Shoot assailant
Step 3.)Make sure he's dead
Step 4.)????
Step 5.)PROFIT!
Step 2.)Shoot assailant
Step 3.)Make sure he's dead
Step 4.)????
Step 5.)PROFIT!
Hmmm.... One of two things:
One:
Wake up, look around, and say something along the lines of "Well, f***."
Then go back to sleep and hope I either wake up back in reality or in a action flick.
Two:
If I don't wake up in reality or in an action flick saving the girl or shooting bad guys, then I'll just get up, grab a concealable weapon, find the characters, spoil the plot, tell them not to seperate, screw, get naked, run up stairs, scream, blah blah blah. Then, I'll tell them the monster's(s'?) weakness and head back to bed.
One:
Wake up, look around, and say something along the lines of "Well, f***."
Then go back to sleep and hope I either wake up back in reality or in a action flick.
Two:
If I don't wake up in reality or in an action flick saving the girl or shooting bad guys, then I'll just get up, grab a concealable weapon, find the characters, spoil the plot, tell them not to seperate, screw, get naked, run up stairs, scream, blah blah blah. Then, I'll tell them the monster's(s'?) weakness and head back to bed.
bring a gun and body armor while having sex with a girl, blow away the bad guy when he gets close, money shot, end movie.