You wake up in a Utopian future...

[stonethered]

Canute Ellme.

 

[Adventurer2626]

My name is Victor. For I am the conqueror of worlds. Give me no reason to take yours, lest you provoke my wrath. I'm just kidding *chuckle*, but go ahead and call me Victor.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

My name is Brachiosaurus of the star ship enterprise.

 

[brunothepig]

Jesus.

'Cause nobody mess with dah Jesus!

Especially Kung Fu Action Jesus

I like the Family Guy version better. That's where the clips came from...
Me? brunothepig.
I'll insist everyone pronounces it as one word, but not just faster, and that they pronounce it with a lowercase b. Eventually I will be killed, reborn, and I'll pick a different name... Maybe.

 

[Kazyan]

I'd just give my human first name.

If given an option for a new name, Mercury.

 

[Palademon]

"Jonny"...
Just like everyday.

...Can I be a zompinja-bot?

 

[Dfskelleton]

"My name is Sam Fisher. I am a Splinter Cell *cue awesome music and title screen*"
"SANDER F*CKING COHEN!"
"Bond. James Bond."
"Xenu."
"Hi, I'm James. James Sunderland. *twitch*"
"You can call me... Roy."
"CATS. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."
"LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!"
"Dalton. Take me to your watch outpost."

 

[Paksenarrion]

I am a meat popcicle.

...Multipass.

OT: My name is Robert Paulson.

Aliens: But you're femal-

MY NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.

 

[Naheal]

Joking: "I am Error."

Seriously, though, I'd give my actual name. I don't care enough to come up with something witty. In fact, I probably wouldn't respond to anything else.

 

[SimuLord]

Why howdy, pardner! You can just call me Victor. Or Vegas Vic. Your choice, pardner.

 

[Wintermoot]

mr.robboto
domo arigato

 

[similar.squirrel]

Subjie Wubjie. I'm not very imaginative.

 

[interspark]

my name..... is "I'm Gay"!!!

it's funny in video games and it'll be funny in the future utopia!

 

[DeepComet5581]

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You wake up in a bright white room, seemingly a hospital room, but something is wrong, as you could of sworn you had died. even if that happened, you can remembered everything, as if it had never happened. Your scenes are dimmed, you look down, and you don't see your normal skin color, its more white than normal (Not Caucasian white) You hit your knee, instead of hearing nothing, you hear a "Clang!" then you find out, You are a robot. you look to your right and see a panel, it says,"Subject X 0052: Fully Restored." Then humanoid-like aliens come in, and they ask you one very simple question:
"What is your name?"
Your Response?

For anyone who is curious of my response, it would be "Oranges, The Anti-Scurvy Device"

YOU STOLE THE START OF MY NOVEL!!!

 

[Jedoro]

"Me? I'm Noone, pleased to meet you."

I am pretty sure that there is not a single person on these forums that knows this reference/character. (The name is pronounced, No one. But spelled Noone, just to clarify.)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess The Odyssey.

OT: "My name is Legion."

 

[vxicepickxv]

Robert'); DROP TABLE names;

 

[Johnlives]

I AM HENRY SELLERS - head for nearest window

 

[Xan Holbrook]

'I am Zarathustra the Godless!'

 

[Elliee]

Lady Gaga's daughter.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Simon Kurt McGalleghar (pronounced "Muc-gal-ah-garr")