James Cameron. Fucker would make a 3D movie about the night and have everyone think that I pulled a three-way with him and some sort of alien that was also sporting a penis.
You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.
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I'd wake up next to my favorite thing... Nothing. Probably that Gay chick who though I was a girl.
Knowing my luck, i'd wake up between 2 of the 4 dudes (including myself) who had a 5-way with the generic party slut.
Knowing my luck, i'd wake up between 2 of the 4 dudes (including myself) who had a 5-way with the generic party slut.
Knowing me, Joshua from The World Ends with You. I give off that sort of aura about me that makes people think I'm Gay. Not that Joshua ever says he's Gay in TWEWY but dear god, he is so suggestive with what he says. Thinking about it, it would have made the game that much more interesting if we had explored more of him.
Calumon: I think Jack's cool. ^^
Calumon: I think Jack's cool. ^^
My ex, if I woke up seeing her next to me I would run screaming into the street hoping a passing car would put me out of my misery.
Ok you obviously have never played F.E.A.R. otherwise you would know your argument is baseless.jackknife402 said:did you forget to mention that you'd also be a pedophile, but forced to be one by the little super-psychic girl?xemnahort said:yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.Enigma6667 said:
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Nah, I have....I just like calling people pedophiles.xemnahort said:Ok you obviously have never played F.E.A.R. otherwise you would know your argument is baseless.jackknife402 said:did you forget to mention that you'd also be a pedophile, but forced to be one by the little super-psychic girl?xemnahort said:yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.Enigma6667 said:
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Would you feel better if I told you it would be closer to necrophilia instead.jackknife402 said:Nah, I have....I just like calling people pedophiles.xemnahort said:Ok you obviously have never played F.E.A.R. otherwise you would know your argument is baseless.jackknife402 said:did you forget to mention that you'd also be a pedophile, but forced to be one by the little super-psychic girl?xemnahort said:yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.Enigma6667 said:
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Probably either Mehrunes Dagon or Captain Price.
Or a girl who's dad was a hentai writer/artist and because of a traumatic childhood sees every mans genitalia as a mass of writhing tentacles that she has to destroy.
Or if I woke up and the only thing left in bed was a banana split and a strap-on.
Maybe if I woke up to an anthropomorphic wolf that turned out to be magic.
Or, god forbid, something involving a badminton racket, Tabasco sauce, and Padington Bear.
Kudos to everyone who gets the references.
I think someone should manage to get a gay guy go home drunk with two straight girls. Because I think a threesome with two girls and a gay guy would just end up hilarious. Hopefully he wouldn't remember in the morning either, and be really confused.
Or a girl who's dad was a hentai writer/artist and because of a traumatic childhood sees every mans genitalia as a mass of writhing tentacles that she has to destroy.
Or if I woke up and the only thing left in bed was a banana split and a strap-on.
Maybe if I woke up to an anthropomorphic wolf that turned out to be magic.
Or, god forbid, something involving a badminton racket, Tabasco sauce, and Padington Bear.
Kudos to everyone who gets the references.
I think someone should manage to get a gay guy go home drunk with two straight girls. Because I think a threesome with two girls and a gay guy would just end up hilarious. Hopefully he wouldn't remember in the morning either, and be really confused.
Or better yet...
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