You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[RatRace123]

A female version of myself.

"Ahh, huh? Uh huh, oh... Oh! AGHGHHHHH!!!!"

Run away, really far. Then I'll question the logic of the situation.

 

[zombiejoe]

hmm...well, if i woke up next to anyone besides my boyfriend, i wouldn't have to kill myself. but i'd definitely beat him to it if i woke up with that prick from fallout boy.

For a second I thought you meant the boy from Fallout.
[img/]http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vaultboy.jpg[/img]

 

[Enigma6667]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Jack Thompson, Mikeal Atkinson, George Bush, and a clone of Adolf Hitler all looking extremely refresed while my butt hurts and my mouth tastes funny.

do I win?

O.O

interpret that any way you like.

so I DO win the thread right?
thats probably the worst thing you could wake up next to.
unless...
...they were ZOMBIES AS WELL!!!!

 

[zombiejoe]

A female version of myself.

"Ahh, huh? Uh huh, oh... Oh! AGHGHHHHH!!!!"

Run away, really far. Then I'll question the logic of the situation.

Anyone else think of Alvin and the Chipmunks?

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

hmm...well, if i woke up next to anyone besides my boyfriend, i wouldn't have to kill myself. but i'd definitely beat him to it if i woke up with that prick from fallout boy.

For a second I thought you meant the boy from Fallout.
[img/]http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vaultboy.jpg[/img]

lol. nah, he's okay. just that one guy with the flippy hair who married that lip-synching chick REALLY bugs me.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

THINGS I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO:

A Yamanba Gonguro.

I don't know what the hell a Yamanba Gonguro is, but it dosen't look so bad.

A "Ganguro Girl" is a girl with unnatural dark skin(really dark) and very bright/pale hair.
as you can see, they are not the prettiest things in the world T_T

 

[zombiejoe]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--

MICHAEL WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DO YOU GET IT?

 

[Nohra]

WHERE DID ALL OF THESE BEES COME FROM

 

[zombiejoe]

hmm...well, if i woke up next to anyone besides my boyfriend, i wouldn't have to kill myself. but i'd definitely beat him to it if i woke up with that prick from fallout boy.

For a second I thought you meant the boy from Fallout.
[img/]http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vaultboy.jpg[/img]

lol. nah, he's okay. just that one guy with the flippy hair who married that lip-synching chick REALLY bugs me.

For a second I still thought you where talking about Vault Boy
[img/]http://www.duckandcover.cx/gallery/albums/userpics/10095/dac.JPG[/img]
But then I thought, "Wait a sec, vault boy didn't have a wife."

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Robert Pattinson

AAAUUGGHHH!!! *Runs away and gets in the shower, soaping in with sulfuric acid*

 

[likalaruku]

Ok, the second 2, I understand, the first...well...um...ok I don't know what the hell a Yamanba Gonguro is, but it dosen't look so bad.

They will eat your soul!

 

[AwesomeMan]

an angry jungle cat, i would probably be like jesus christ not again, then go back to sleep.

 

[Shim]

The Burger King, of course!

 

[Necrofudge]

I guess for me it would be the corpse of Billy Mayse...just, yea, I would slowly lift the sheets, shit myself, and run like hell.

The good part of shitting yourself when you wake up near Billy Mays (dead or alive) is that he will instinctively clean it up. Or so I've been told.

...

OT: Wake up to Mother Teresa then ponder how it is that I found her dead body at the bar.

 

[neoontime]

The Burger King, of course!

Eh, it be weird but I at least wake up with some big juicy meat between two buns.....Wait?!

 

[NghtmaresXNoVaKaiNe]

A lady stormtrooper. If I could get a girl to dress up like that and...

Now's not the time to talk about this.

 

[Estocavio]

Felicia Day?
In all seriousness, whoever it was, id accuse them of breaking and entering, then locate the nearest weapon before... i dont know.

Perhaps Yog Sothoth would be fitting...

 

[zombiejoe]

Ok, the second 2, I understand, the first...well...um...ok I don't know what the hell a Yamanba Gonguro is, but it dosen't look so bad.

They will eat your soul!

Well they aren't that bad- OMG GET AWAY FROM ME, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Um, everythings fine, this is zombiejoe, not a Gonguro who captured him to bring him to Gonguro land to do unspeakable things.

help me

 

[zombiejoe]

an angry jungle cat, i would probably be like jesus christ not again, then go back to sleep.

you mean? A CUGAR! BOOM DA DISH!

Did you?