You wake up next morning...

[xmbts]

Spoiler: That reminded me of this, its long.

Log dump 25/05/2010 14:12:23

Command Audio Pickup Detected : Oiii Cyber Doodle;
User Detected: Murdoc Niccals Master Bass Player... Gorillaz.... God;
Action:Listening for Commands;
CMD: Rum!!!;
Unknown command Detected "Rum" No Verb Found;
CMD: Don't just stand there bleeping, get me some Rum!;
Unknown command Detected "Don't just..";
CMD:Bugger it, lets try something simpler, I'll lop off a few words;
Unable to complete command "Bugger it";
CMD:Get. Me. Glass. Full. Rum;
Accepted Retrieving Glass Full Of Rum;
CMD:Eh? Oh it worked! Brilliant. God that is full! Down the hatch;
Unknown command Detected "Eh? Oh it w....";
CMD:Quit the beeping! Aaaaggh!;
Accepted Quitting Error Reporting;Ringtone Volume:0;
CMD:Ice! With Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:More Rum
Accepted Retrieveing Rum
CMD:Ice I wanted it with Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:Another Rum
Accepted Retrieving Rum
CMD:Oh for the love of god I want it with Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:MALL RUMMSZ
Unknown command Detected "MALL RUMMSZ";
CMD:*Coughing detected* I said MOORE RUM!
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:ICCEE! Look, I Always want Ice;
Accepted Setting Global Ice default;
CMD:RUM!;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:Now that's more like it;
Accepted Retrieving "More Like It";
CMD:Ooh more Rum thanks;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:What, more Rum don't mind if I do;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:more Rum?;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:Rum thhhanks!;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
Action:Infinate Loop Detected; Halted;
CMD:Yoohoo! Robocop! Fetch Rum Pour Favor!;
Running Translation;
Language Detected "Bad French"
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:hmm, Kebab
Accepted Retrieving Kebab
CMD:What the Ff... It's cold and wet! Oh christ it's full of bloody ICE!
Unknown command Detected "What the Ff..";
CMD:I'll deal with you in the morning! Once I've finished my kebab..
CMD:Now piss off to bed. Haven't you got some charging to do instead of buzzing and beeping all over the place?
Accepted Returning to charging station
CMD:Oh and RUM! before go night night!
Queued:Returning to charging station
Accepted Retrieving Rum
unQueued:Returning to charging station
Accepted Returning to charging station
POWERDOWN::;;
log End;;#

I'll enjoy not doing that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*attempts to kill Murdock with the mouth-gun, but ends up burying him in popcorn.*

 

[xmbts]

Yeah That's going to happen...say do you have any clothes that aren't covered in spikes? This is kind of uncomfortable.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What the hell are you talking about?
All I have are the classic black cape, helmet, and cyber-suit.

And...

*attempts to force-choke Murdock, but ends up sticking fingers in his mouth.*

What the hell?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...Feelin like da pope.

 

[mParadox]

I bet that was a very good joke if it got me stuck like this.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

So I have a legion of assassins. Not needed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

At last! Leia's journal!

Let's see...

what the hell?
Why is written in Japanese?

How do I even know about Japan?

 

[xmbts]

*Vader breathing*
This pleases me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*tries to use force-lightning on Murdock, but ends up tickling him.*

What the fuck?!?!??!

 

[xmbts]

Do I still think I'm Vader?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(No, that's a mental thing that only affects my personality/mind... but would you mind shouting the passphrase to snap me out of it now? Thank you.)

*Tries to force-choke Murdock but ends up serving him tea.*

 

[xmbts]

Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

 

[scorptatious]

I guess I would go out and sing Gorillaz songs all day.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah...I guess I can.
Well I already did anyway.

(I don't remember, but I'll carry on as if you had shouted "Allons Y!" in that case)

*panting*

Oh... finally I'm out of that mess... why do I keep fucking with my own head?

And is there anyway I can get Murdock to STOP barking orders at me?

EDITED FOR SPECTRE NINJA:

Why do I have this sudden desire to HELP the Reapers?

 

[xmbts]

The goodness of your heart?

 

[TheDoctor455]

The goodness of your heart?

Which question were you answering?

 

[The Clown]

I would mutter a spell blessing all orphans

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Find my body and change back immediately.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... what classic work of Japanese literature has she been reading all this time...
*reads a bit...*

WTF??!!?!?! This is tentacle porn!!!!