You wake up next morning...

[spartan1077]

AWK! My hands are so cramped...from playing with my "legos"

 

[Paksenarrion]

*plays with her new toy*

AWK! My hand is so cramped...from playing with my new toy.

*switches to other hand*

 

[spartan1077]

I feel empty without a soul...
*plays with new toys*

 

[Paksenarrion]

I feel empty...

*waits a few hours for new toy to refill*

 

[spartan1077]

Both my hands are cramped...good thing my legs are double jointed...

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm making cryptic descriptive comments...

...double jointed legs, and soulless?

 

[crudus]

Sweet. Time to freak out that girl at the cafe who I now look like. I think I will hit on her too. First, time to play with my new boobs in the mirror.

 

[spartan1077]

I can do the pulp fiction dance? Awesome!

 

[Skorpyo]

*Looks in the mirror, promptly kills self*

 

[crudus]

hmm, never have I been hot and cold simultaneously.

Awesome I fucking glow!

...Fuck, I fucking glow!

 

[Zirat]

.... okay, I'm an anime character, female, and have pink hair.

Aww crap, this is gonna suck

 

[spartan1077]

I'm undead? When did that happen

 

[Dango]

Hell, at least it's Christmas.

 

[spartan1077]

AHHH! I'm falling!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm...

What happened to my arms?

 

[spartan1077]

Why do I keep making the same joke?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Where did I get this hood?
And this hat?
Why the hell am I wearing a hood AND a hat?

Umm...
Is there anything I should know about this vaguely "female" body?

 

[crudus]

Ok, I am a burn victim with dreadlocks. There has to be a way to spin this for the ladies at the bar.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Sweet! I'm a Super Genius! With a young and beautiful body!

*puppets pop up* Washu, you're the greatest!

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Just call me Little Washu!

 

[Nerdy Seraphim]

Why am I still in timeout?! D=