You wake up next morning...

[mParadox]

The mechanism works via your thumb.


OT: I am half-inclined to join the blue-men convention.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... now what about this hidden gun...
how do I fire it... and what is preventing it from giving me third-degree burns?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Another day, another opportunity to find out how to die.

 

[spartan1077]

At least I kept my santa hat on

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Well this is odd...
Desu.

 

[Zirat]

Crap, why do I keep waking up genderbent! Its getting bloody annoying!

 

[The Clown]

watch a 3-D movie

 

[TheDoctor455]

OW! Right! Who's the asshole that removed most of my teeth?

 

[The Clown]

Who the fuck braided my hair while I was sleeping?, someone is about to get mind fucked.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wouldn't recommend doing that just yet... it takes a lot of practice to get it right.
Even more practice to predict the results.

OT:
Why... can't I move my right eye?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Dermatological problems aside, this could work out well for me. The hair's kinda nice too.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(after a long sneezing fit)

Damn it!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why, oh why, do I have so much hair?

 

[TheDoctor455]

WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Skating on this UFO is awesome!!!!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Huh. I am pissed. Probably cause I look like a thousand fucking years old.

TO THE PERSON BELOW ME: It's Richard Nixon, if you can't tell.

 

[XThecommander]

I'M NOT A CROOK!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Woah hangover, Christmas parties ROC- *Vomits*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh great... I'm Travis Touchdown now...
why did I have to wake up and become this douchebag?

 

[mParadox]

..... Yay immortality?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Little help here, I think I just shot myself in the foot, and I can't figure out why.