you will assimilate.

[Hazy992]

I'm new to this bear with me.

You fool! That's too much power!

It's no biggy. If something happens we'll all just go to Frieza planet 419 and live there...not like there's anybody really occupying that place at the minute

We're here to protect not destroy so we need to be careful

 

[Generalissimo]

let's have some rousing music to march to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-sMDJ9OH34&list=FLdY1ohnR6ZmZNW2qNpuJbkQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video

POWER!

 

[DoPo]

Stupid annoying Madagascar, paranoid over a little cough.

Seriously, you pretty much have to start in Madagascar to have any hope of winning that game.

I did a couple of times. Bloody Iceland survived once, because they are the second most annoying after Madagascar.

 

[kommando367]

Stupid annoying Madagascar, paranoid over a little cough.

Seriously, you pretty much have to start in Madagascar to have any hope of winning that game.

Not really, you just have to delete the symptom, delete methods of spreading, not buy anything, and wait... a lot.

On topic:

problem solved.

Captcha: easy as cake

 

[Able Seacat]

I'm new to this bear with me.

You fool! That's too much power!

Ahh!! I'm not cut out for this, I need help!

 

[Hazy992]

I'm new to this bear with me.

You fool! That's too much power!

Ahh!! I'm not cut out for this, I need help!

Stop, you'll kill us all!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

da fuck did i just read?

seriously..........

*snip*

your profile picture accurately sums up how i feel.

And your's is how I feel...! :/

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I'm sorry to say, but I think it is already out! Somebody overlooked my shoulder in the office and saw the thread... now it is playing in the office...!

HELP... WILL ANYBODY SAVE ME!!? BARTITSU DOESN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT... I'D EVEN ACCEPT AQUAMAN RIGHT NOW!!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

What is this I don't even...

Dunno dude.

I get the feeling this a job for The Brovengers, but I'm reluctant to expose anyone else to the Bieber fever.

I know man, this is a tough call. I think us two could handle this on our own though.

You two will handle it? No need for the other Brovengers? cool, I'll be chilling in the Brovenger sub.

Well you've exposed yourself to the Bieber Fever now, you've got no choice

What is this I don't even...

Dunno dude.

I get the feeling this a job for The Brovengers, but I'm reluctant to expose anyone else to the Bieber fever.

I know man, this is a tough call. I think us two could handle this on our own though.

You two will handle it? No need for the other Brovengers? cool, I'll be chilling in the Brovenger sub.

Well, if you're already here, then you've been exposed.

Grab a shovel.

Damn, I suppose as I'm already here.... but can I use a cricket bat instead?

Spoiler

 

[Tiger Sora]

I Lord Baron Tiger Sora. Chairman of the M.I.R.K Society, head of House Loyalty of Equestria. Under the protection of the Gods of Rock am here to fight and slay this monstrosity that dare threaten this nation.

He shall taste the fists of my giant fighting robot car and defeat!

 

[Lunar Templar]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

you do not stand alone!

*takes up a spot beside Sean*

we shall resist your evil to the last breath!

 

[No social life]

I Justin Drew Bieber am here to claim my rightful place as the ruler of The Escapist. for a time many have resisted the charms of the special red button badge however that will change today.

Effective immediately all who press the big red button and sign their souls over to me will recieve the antidote to a certain "gift" I have given all the members of the resistance. (I.E. anybody who has not pressed the button) this gift is known to may of you as Bieber Fever and in its final stages turns you into a crappy rip-off of me. far more humiliating than simply being a fan. if it turns out that you are immune then fear not. Any individual who has succumbed to the virus is biologically reprogrammed to hunt down others who are in the early stages of the virus and sing "Baby" to them until they break down.

oh also there's a dental plan for all of my minions.

And remember, you aren't truly free until you're with the Bieb.

Assimilate.

I knew this day would come, for the past three years I have been haunted by the fact that someone thought I looked slightly like you, tormented by my family and friends I have learned to hate your very existence, now I shall have vengeance. I will ensure your plan fails at every turn.

 

[saintdane05]

DEAR GOD! WHY DID I CLICK IT!? OH WH.... Baby baby baby whoa!!!

 

[Captain Anon]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

Good, we need all the help we can get!

the day i'd most feared has come, we must not stand for this, Bieber fever must die here on this thread and not spread to the another forums. MEN! gather your armies, tell your allies to gather they armies and spread the word that "when we are ready we will go to war" VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!! i'll shoot them dead, you then burn them, you final flash and you have your armies kill them

 

[Lunar Templar]

You know, the OP would have been more impressive if it had looked something like this . . .

(snipped to contain the evil)
Must. Resist. Clicking.

your post borders on Heresy, repent and reject the evil one!

 

[Imthatguy]

FUCK THIS EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS

I, Imthatguy of the Injustice League, humble offer the services of my sentient battle AI to destroy this menace.

Spoiler: BEHOLD THE WRATH OF THE INJUSTICE LEAGUE!

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Ha, you can't assimilate me! I'm an individual! I own a mac!

[small]

Spoiler: Oh shi-

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[Wintermoot]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

you have my mech

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I have infected myself with a deadly disease that targets only Beiber's fans known as the Beibonic Plague. By assimilating me, Beiber, you have caused your own downfall, and the excrutiating death of all who were assimilated before me. Any survivors will be destroyed by the numerous counter-efforts and armies amassed in this thread. You cannot win.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

you do not stand alone!

*takes up a spot beside Sean*

we shall resist your evil to the last breath!

Yes Brother, we will stand against the tyranny of Bieber!

We must recruit more members to our cause

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

Huh. Rhyming first name, same middle name, same last initial with man at the end.

John Michael Hindman, nice to meet you.

Really?

Jesus that's so weird :ss

I welcome you with open arms brother