You Won the Lottery!

[Roamin11]

But unfortunately you didn't read the fine print and signed the "Now you have to kill yourself" part of the paper work.

The Rules for "Now you have to kill yourself" is as follows:

You have to use all the money you won (3.5 to 5 Million) you CANNOT give it to your next of kin ect

It doesn't have to be creative but creativity is nice

You are rich so logic no longer applies!

My way of killing myself would be to buy a atomic bomb from some shady terrorist types, and then blow myself up on my own private island. Going out with the biggest bang possible!

"Let's get to work!"

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd buy out of the contract with whatever amount I need to, then use whatever money I had left to buy many bags of Haribo.

Simples! :3 [http://www.aca-demy.co.uk/write/simpleimage/4adf38aebd9a5-Aleksandr.jpg][footnote]I think only the British will get that small joke. XD[/footnote]

EDIT: Helps to actually read the thread properly. ><'

Anyway, if I had to kill myself, I'd become a submarine captain and then proceed to save the lives of the crew while sacrificing myself to fix a nuclear reactor that was on board the ship, so they can get away to safety. Or something.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I'd buy out of the contract with whatever amount I need to, then use whatever money I had left to buy many bags of Haribo.

Simples! :3 [http://www.aca-demy.co.uk/write/simpleimage/4adf38aebd9a5-Aleksandr.jpg][footnote]I think only the British will get that small joke. XD[/footnote]

Correct, sir. I have no idea what you're talking about.

OT: Traveling waffle bar: Flat bed truck with a team of five star caterers driving around starving villages in Africa. Also, fruit salad and bacon, ham and sausage included. Vitamins and protien are important, too.

 

[Count Igor]

I'd buy out of the contract with whatever amount I need to, then use whatever money I had left to buy many bags of Haribo.

Simples! :3 [http://www.aca-demy.co.uk/write/simpleimage/4adf38aebd9a5-Aleksandr.jpg][footnote]I think only the British will get that small joke. XD[/footnote]

Well the way I see it, I invest the full five million in five million different lotteries, get twenty five thousand billion (Because that's the way the world works) and buy the Haribo company!
And then employ many meercats and get free Haribo forever.

Edit: Yeah, I didn't either. But my answer is pretty much the same.
Get twenty five thousand billion Haribo packets and crush myself under them all.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Firing squad.

Except they're all armed with these.

And I want my giblets to be cremated. With flamethrowers.

 

[AlkalineGamer]

I'd buy an army of monkeys and try to take over the world resulting in a final battle of mankind vs monkey, in which i would finally be killed and given a kings funeral, by the monkeys.

And Alexandr orlov = awesome.