You Won't See These Prostitutes in Fable III

[icyneesan]

Oh man these guys look awesome, if they can't be prostitutes, can't they be the masterminds behind some sort of evil organization that wants to take over Albion with sexy fabulous costumes?

Also the girl in the bottom left is fairly sexy. Although knowing what Fable II's prostitutes looked like...

 

[Seydaman]

That image is disturbing. I never used the prostitutes in Fable II anyway. I had 6 wives why would i need a prostitute?

Let me ask you instead... if you had 6 prostitutes, why would you need a wife?

Hohohohohoho....
Funny

Pictures are kind of funny...

 

[ShadowsofHope]

My god, that image is never going to leave my head now. It can never be unseen!

Thank you.

 

[carpathic]

Ummm, these are pretty awesome one way or the other!

 

[Risingblade]

OH god I'm blind now!

 

[Booze Zombie]

Ha, ha, ha!
Well, gotta give them credit for even trying to get this insane stuff into the game.

 

[silver wolf009]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It burns!

OT: I dont care, like yathzee im looking for the moment they let us marry our dog!

Seriously OT: well atleast fable 3 has an, ummmm, free society

 

[DaMan1500]

Fun fact, I hired two prostitutes to see what would happen, we went to my place, and they tried to rob me. They pulled out guns and everything.
So I killed them, got half the town pissed, killed some more, then ran off.
This was in Bloodstone by the way.

Yeah, never trust prostitutes.

I wonder if you can be a prostitute in III... you could wear the clothes in II(for both sexes), but not actually partake. Perhaps you can be a pimp in III... I remember in The Lost Chapters you could find and eventually take over a brothel.

Holy shit for the first paragraph I thought you were talking about your actual life.

 

[Ghengis John]

Er.... uh... that's a reeeeal shame. Yup. That's what it is alright.

I mean they are kind of hilarious but I think I'll be happier not having them in the game.

 

[Nickolai77]

They seem to have designed more male prostitutes than female ones...i am disappoint.

And a bit mythed too, as the majority of people who play on Fable will be male, and the majority of males are straight. So...you would think they would have spent more time spent designing female tarts perhaps? I don't know, the artists who drew the characters must be gay.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Huh, well that's a... shame? I still haven't used prostitutes in Fable 2, I see little point in it. It's always good to see that some developers really put their all into the level of detail in their games.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I was about to say "awww that'll loose the fun of going around bloodstone and seeing how many try and hit on me"
but with that picture...>.< I'm soooo glad they pitched them

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

I got plenty of diseases from my wife and could proposition a decent number of folks for free if I wanted. Never needed hos.

 

[Twilight_guy]

My eyes! Somebody gouge out my eyes!

Honestly I don't think the character design of these guys is very good. Yeah they are prostitutes but my god, even prostitutes are a little more subtle. Let's not hang a giant neon sign on the character that says "I AM A PROSTITUTE! HAVE SEX WITH ME!" lets tone it down a few notches.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

What a shame. I would have been in the gutter laughing if I had come across them in the game.

 

[crystalsnow]

Excuse me while I go drink bleach to retard that image out of my head.

 

[Unrulyhandbag]

What a shame. I would have been in the gutter laughing if I had come across them in the game.

This lot may be the ones that did make it into the game.

The picture says "you should have seen the ones we weren't allowed to make." which implies we never will see them.

The 'article' that's linked as a source is so tiny that it gives no clue as to the pictures source or reason for release.

 

[Altorin]

as hilarious as those two showcased male prostitutes is, the idea of a skirt without a back for the women is actually pretty neat.. and that guy on the left with the nipple shirt isn't so bad (although the same costume on the fat guy to the right is HILARIOUS)

 

[Charli]

Peter...please... please hire me. I want to draw the crazy ideas too.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I think the idea that the poster is a sausage fest is kind of worrying. Not to be closed minded, but you'd think the women would outweigh the men.
Or maybe more women were accepted because Lionshead are all perverts. Only time will tell.

In Fable 2 I could run through a town and have an equally huge amount of men and women shout about getting in my pants. Its like Albion has a militarily enforced regime of bisexuality. It's slightly uncomfortable at times... stop trying to get into my pants everyone! Eek.