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It's not much different from piercing the ears of a small child, which I've seen quite often, and the pain of such a procedure is contestable at best. Some doctors claim that circumcision isn't painful with the medication used (topical), so I think it suspect to say that it's "horrifically painful."DarkRyter said:
1. There is a trick to everything; you just need to find it. "Just do it" is terrible advice.
2. Don't harm others unless you want to be harmed yourself. This includes doing anything with malicious intent for the purpose of hurting or angering someone.
3. Opinions and beliefs cannot be wrong, only misinformed and stupid, unless they harm other people. "I believe the sky is green" and other such "beliefs" are not opinions. The colour of the sky is objective and cannot vary from person to person.
4. Know what you're doing before doing it. Know what you're saying before saying it.
5. Stop acting like an idiot. Chances are you're probably not one.
6. Don't be ashamed of what you like unless it hurts someone.
7. Correlation does NOT mean causation.
8. Don't gloat, even if you mean no harm. It's good to be humble.
9. Be polite. Even if you don't like someone, it'll be good in the long run to stay on their good side.
10. Everything in moderation. Use your common sense to determine how much is enough.
I've got more, but those are the first 10 that came into my head.
2. Don't harm others unless you want to be harmed yourself. This includes doing anything with malicious intent for the purpose of hurting or angering someone.
3. Opinions and beliefs cannot be wrong, only misinformed and stupid, unless they harm other people. "I believe the sky is green" and other such "beliefs" are not opinions. The colour of the sky is objective and cannot vary from person to person.
4. Know what you're doing before doing it. Know what you're saying before saying it.
5. Stop acting like an idiot. Chances are you're probably not one.
6. Don't be ashamed of what you like unless it hurts someone.
7. Correlation does NOT mean causation.
8. Don't gloat, even if you mean no harm. It's good to be humble.
9. Be polite. Even if you don't like someone, it'll be good in the long run to stay on their good side.
10. Everything in moderation. Use your common sense to determine how much is enough.
I've got more, but those are the first 10 that came into my head.
No watching porn at all.Cleril said:Um, I'm correcting you. I'd do the same to others if I happened to give a toss. I can only call bullshit to so many people at once.Delsana said:
Also, see below. I can give a toss about other people's post. I just happen to have better things to do sometimes.
How about watching porn featuring ass-to-mouth?goldendriger said:
If only we all followed your glorious commandments!chadachada123 said:
1. Hold doors open for women. Someone has to keep chivalry alive.
2. Tell the truth when someone asks for it, regardless of how they might take it, unless you need to lie to cover your ass.
3. Stupid questions get stupid answers.
4. Use correct grammar in everything you ever write.
5. Tolerate those who are different.
6. Vote in the common interest, not your self interest.
7. Do not use any sort of pejorative on the internet, including online games.
8. Do not hate on noobs. You were one once, too.
9. Be a smartass when the situation calls for it (see Commandment 3).
10. Don't worry about what other people think of you.
2. Tell the truth when someone asks for it, regardless of how they might take it, unless you need to lie to cover your ass.
3. Stupid questions get stupid answers.
4. Use correct grammar in everything you ever write.
5. Tolerate those who are different.
6. Vote in the common interest, not your self interest.
7. Do not use any sort of pejorative on the internet, including online games.
8. Do not hate on noobs. You were one once, too.
9. Be a smartass when the situation calls for it (see Commandment 3).
10. Don't worry about what other people think of you.
In no particular order,
1. Thou shalt not reproduce
2. Love isn't real. Please realize this.
3. Thou shalt not blow off a game franchise, console, or mechanic without trying it first.
4. Food is good. Good for eating.
5. The misanthropes of the world are correct, and the human race needs to be removed from history as soon as possible.
6. Coca Cola is the soda thy God, thou shalt not have strange soft drinks before it.
7. Butterfly knives make you cool.
8. My Little Pony is shit. (come at me bro)
9. Sex is disgusting. Thou shalt not have it. This ties directly into commandment number one.
10. The console wars should have ended before they started, thou shalt not continue them.
1. Thou shalt not reproduce
2. Love isn't real. Please realize this.
3. Thou shalt not blow off a game franchise, console, or mechanic without trying it first.
4. Food is good. Good for eating.
5. The misanthropes of the world are correct, and the human race needs to be removed from history as soon as possible.
6. Coca Cola is the soda thy God, thou shalt not have strange soft drinks before it.
7. Butterfly knives make you cool.
8. My Little Pony is shit. (come at me bro)
9. Sex is disgusting. Thou shalt not have it. This ties directly into commandment number one.
10. The console wars should have ended before they started, thou shalt not continue them.
That's how circumcisions are done. The pediatrician straps the child to a board, and uses a special clamp to perform the cut. There's alot of screaming, and after the procedure, the infant goes into a state of shock from the pain.Delsana said:
I'm not sure if Rabbi's do it the same way. I would imagine their way is more archaic.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-innocent-sounding-topics-that-are-guaranteed-flame-wars/Delsana said:
Number 3. refer to it. Seriously guys calm down or Ill chop more than your foreskins off
'Cause when you try to fulfill Commandment 3, there's nothing sexier than a creepy dog dork you have to clean with a Q-tip. This isn't 3001, Doctor Poole.DarkRyter said:
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10. Dishes go in the dishwasher.
9. Frying pans will not magically clean themselves if left in tap water.
8. Don't buy it if you aren't going to eat it.
7. Don't complain if someone else eats it before you let it go bad.
6. Spices DO lose their quality.
5. NEVER scratch non-stick pans.
4. Buy a cast-iron dutch oven.
3. You can cook pork medium well these days.
2. Battered, frozen fish sticks do not qualify as seafood.
1. Half-empty bags of hamburger and hot dog buns in the freezer will never be used.
1. Smile like you mean it.
2. The belief in god or no god is not wrong but forcing it on other people is.
3. Take losses in stride and wins in humility.
4. There is no shame in building a pillow fort, playing in the rain, or making a snowman.
5. Don?t be what society demands you to be but what you demand from yourself.
6. Learn to live with yourself. It?ll be hard otherwise.
7. Be prepared for a letdown but offer a shoulder and an ear if you see/hear a bad one.
8. There is nothing wrong with moving on but don?t leave everything behind.
9. Judge people by merit and not by hearsay.
10. Sometimes, it doesn?t hurt to just smile and nod. There are moments when you need to hold your tongue.
That?s what I can think of.
2. The belief in god or no god is not wrong but forcing it on other people is.
3. Take losses in stride and wins in humility.
4. There is no shame in building a pillow fort, playing in the rain, or making a snowman.
5. Don?t be what society demands you to be but what you demand from yourself.
6. Learn to live with yourself. It?ll be hard otherwise.
7. Be prepared for a letdown but offer a shoulder and an ear if you see/hear a bad one.
8. There is nothing wrong with moving on but don?t leave everything behind.
9. Judge people by merit and not by hearsay.
10. Sometimes, it doesn?t hurt to just smile and nod. There are moments when you need to hold your tongue.
That?s what I can think of.