Your Action Figure

[2fish]

So you are going about you daily routine when at some point in the day the Mattel (a toy company) black ops toy team hits you with a stun ray. When you awaken you are an action figure, this leaves you with many questions such as:

What do you look like?

What are your accessories?

Do you have any action figure friends?

Do you have an action figure enemy?

How are you marketed?

Do you stay this way or try to become human again?

Any other?

I would be a pale skinny action figure with no obvious muscles with short brown hair wearing a black shirt, blue jeans, and brown boots. My accessories would be a bottle of pills, a copy of the prince, and a Robin Hood hat. I wouldn?t have any enemies or friends in the action figure world. With my luck I would be marketed as Barbie?s looser cousin. I would try to lead a toy revolution to regain my human status.

 

[fullbleed]

I would come with a vast array of hats, VAST.

Realistic Beard action!

Poorly cut hair, cut by self, must be kept under hat at all times.

Clothing includes Hoodie and Leather Jacket/ Hoodie and Army Jacket/ Hoodie and Bomber Jacket. ect.

I would have a button on my back that you press to hear me awkwardly stammer my way through life.

High posability! Recreate all of you favourite dance moves! (Yeah!)

Accessories include, Hobgoblin beer, Crystal Castles albums, and foreign language DVDs you've probably never head of! [sub](It's a war film, filmed entirely inside a tank!/ Its an animated Israeli documentary about the Lebannon war!/ It's an Iranian football film that contains no football and wasn't shown in Iran!)[/sub]

It would be marketed to...

o_o

 

[Judgement101]

Mainly the one shown at the end.

 

[AvsJoe]

What do you look like?

I look like me, but slightly off. I'm wearing a black shirt with a dark green symbol on the upper-right, a black baseball cap, and dark green cargo pants. I'm also wearing my glasses, which are non-removable.

What are your accessories?

I have a saber that's not particularly awesome or cool, but definitely threatening nonetheless. It is about the length of my torso.

Do you have any action figure friends?

Not yet. Mattel is testing out the water with my figure. If I sell well enough, more will come.

Do you have an action figure enemy?

Again, not yet. It all depends on whether my character hits an arbitrary sales goal in its test locations.

Do you stay this way or try to become human again?

Hmm. Interesting question. I'll see what it's like being a toy. Maybe I can have some Toy Story-esque adventures. But after a while I will get bored and see if I can somehow become human again.

Its an animated Israeli documentary about the Lebannon war!

Valz im Bashir

It's an Iranian football film that contains no football and wasn't shown in Iran!

Off-side?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Actually if I were an action figure my first though would be "Oh gods I'm in toy story!" and then I would bust out of my casing and try to find a way to restore myself. (Actually this would make a great movie story).

 

[fullbleed]

snip

Two for two. The other film was Lebanon, another Israeli war film but... filmed inside a tank.

I could have gone really obscure and tried mentioning Ten or Shirin, but those are 2 of the most boring films I've ever seen.

You know despite how fun it would be to be a toy, and I've alway loved the idea of toys coming to life in films.
But there are certain anatomical issues that would concern me... yeah.