I was at a beach, and some dudes & chicks needed more people for vollyball, so I volunteered myself and my best friend to play, even though we had just got done with mile repeats on a hard XC day.
So some of the dudes started calling me Johnny All Star constantly and I didn't mind, so after we crush the other team (hint: Bump, set, spike.) he asks me what my name is because I played ok enough for him, and well, yeah it's John, so /win, and /stuck.