Your ass-kicking themesong

[PonceyMcTosserFaic]

C'mon Escapist! 31 posts and no Hell March? You're getting sloppy, but don't worry, I'll fix it.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! that's my jam!!! well either that or painkiller by judas priest.

 

[Timedraven 117]

A girl named Tex By trocadero. agent Texas will kick your ass!

 

[PonceyMcTosserFaic]

If I'm ever in a climactic showdown that will determine the fate of the world or the universe, I'd want this playing.

NICE!!!! gotta love muse and their epic music of epicness.

 

[DarkishFriend]

My favorite song to go into a boss bottle, RL or gaming lol, would have to be In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3. The live version from the first live album blows away what I believe a band should do at a concert. The up'd tempo gives the song amazing energy.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

My apologies for it not technically being a song, but my ass-kicking theme would probably sound something like this.


For some reason, I'm eerily calm when I'm pushed to genuine rage.

 

[Owen Robertson]

Push It To The Limit - Necro. "Attack you like an evil gargoyle with swords. Burn you like radiation, leave you a char-broiled corpse. I represent every satanic element. I'm malevolent. Murder you, you gettin' sent to where the devil went."

It's Death Rap. But, I suppose if I had to go Weeaboo I'd say the t.v. cut of D-Technolife by UVERworld. There's an un-surprising amount of suburban white kids who pretend to be everything except what they are: from Vermont (As the whitest state, followed by Connecticut. It's kind of a joke but not really). I've got more street cred than them, though.

 

[XandNobody]

Me personally? Yea, if I had to be kicking ass, this had better be playing,

 

[DarkishFriend]

If I'm ever in a climactic showdown that will determine the fate of the world or the universe, I'd want this playing.

NICE!!!! gotta love muse and their epic music of epicness.

Also gotta say this song is an absolute thrill to listen to when doing anything. The ending crescendo gives the song insane energy.

 

[onewheeled]

This. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKGSHNnesXs&t=3m52s]

Sorry I didn't embed it, I had to link to a specific part of the song, since it's kinda embedded in the middle of a mediocre song. But the part that I'm talking about... Damn, is it good ass-kicking music.

 

[Fudd]

If it's me tearing stuff up, can't beat this for manic glee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKKPrzuS9W0&feature=related

If it's me directing an army to smash stuff up, can't beat this entire soundtrack for epic strategy epicness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ek3JvUBYaI&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLA1C13BE94FC21B88

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Right now it's this:


incidentally, also probably the worst/best clip ever...

 

[Venereus]

That or the opening theme from Yogscast.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

That's it, you asked me this after a rather significant amount of my free time was spent watching Fairy Tail over the weekend.



and this is what you get as a result.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

John Petrucci - Tunnel Vision or ZZ top - Sharp Dressed man; kicking arse in time with the guitar

 

[Sniperyeti]

Celestial, by ISIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xICz-ZegCng

 

[hiks89]

all of you that didnt pick raining blood by slayer are retarded

 

[DanielBrown]

*stares through music library*
5 Minutes Alone with Pantera should fit pretty well!
Either that or In War and Pieces by Sodom.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Well, I already have my own all-purpose theme song, but specifically for ass-kicking? This:

A little off topic, that has got to be one of the most underrated movies of all time.

OT: It's hard to say. My iTunes list only has a few songs because I'm to lazy to update them.


Before you guys get mad, just hear me out.

Imagine getting the shit kicked out of you to this song.

 

[ChadSexington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rw9CoYQtOo

Chronicles Of Vengeance - Alestorm

Seriously, listen to the chorus, how could you NOT do battle to this? Also pirate metal is awesome.