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The Badass Drive.
I take off my coat, throw it at my opponent, then proceed to beat him with a flurry of attacks, ending with a Falcon Kick.
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I take off my coat, throw it at my opponent, then proceed to beat him with a flurry of attacks, ending with a Falcon Kick.
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depends... do i get a weapon, or no?
Edit: If i get a weapon, I'll be carrying a broadsword. I'll make two slashes across the chest in and X pattern, then have the blade point down at six o'clock, rotate counter clockwise to twelve o'oclock before stabbing forward into the middle of the X.
If its fists, I'l deflect the blow to open the middle of the of the opponent. Then I'll swing in, hitting the gut to wind the opponent. I'll uppercut, then hit the throat to collapse, before ducking under the arm hitting the back of the head, bringing the opponent down and as i stand above them with a look of grim satisfaction.
Edit: If i get a weapon, I'll be carrying a broadsword. I'll make two slashes across the chest in and X pattern, then have the blade point down at six o'clock, rotate counter clockwise to twelve o'oclock before stabbing forward into the middle of the X.
If its fists, I'l deflect the blow to open the middle of the of the opponent. Then I'll swing in, hitting the gut to wind the opponent. I'll uppercut, then hit the throat to collapse, before ducking under the arm hitting the back of the head, bringing the opponent down and as i stand above them with a look of grim satisfaction.
Say what you will about the game (it isn't my favorite either) but destroying the solar system in one blow is sweet.
How typical of RPG logic that the world should survive the attack because it was targeted "only" at the good guys.
Embarrassingly enough, I wouldn't be impartial to an Ultimate Attack where my clothes disappeared, my hair magically grew long enough to suggestively cover my body, and I summoned a giant hell beast/scorpion/snake made out of my hair.
I might get a little tired of the DDR version of "Fly Me to the Moon" playing in the background whenever this happens, though.
I might get a little tired of the DDR version of "Fly Me to the Moon" playing in the background whenever this happens, though.
I was about to say, "This user speaks the truth!", but then I remembered that The Doctor's wit, while indeed snappy, was generally followed by the Doctor fleeing. Then later on, he might be witty and do whatever scheme he had to defeat the bad guys.AjimboB said:
[sup]It's sad that I liked Tennant so much, I speak of The Doctor in the past tense now, unintentionally. [/sup]
So you're Bayonetta?Paksenarrion said:
My ultimate attack would be sudden testicle asphyxiation. It would involve a knee to the groin sufficient to lodge one's testicles in one's throat.
The name is a misnomer, however, as it has the same effect on ovaries.
A knee to the groin sufficient to move the ovaries through the torso and into the throat? Good sir, I do believe that it matters little that you delivered this punishment to the groin when you're imparting sufficient force to shatter bone and turn fleshy internal organs into projectiles. Have you considered the possibility that you might be Chuck Norris?Zachary Amaranth said:
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Fnar Fnar Fnar
I jest.
Probably Super-Awesome-Incredible-Amazing-Stupendous-Great-Fantastic-Brilliant-Superb-Defining-Good-Ok-Cool-Magical-Perfect Punch.
I punch them in the shoulder then run away giggling.
Fnar Fnar Fnar
I jest.
Probably Super-Awesome-Incredible-Amazing-Stupendous-Great-Fantastic-Brilliant-Superb-Defining-Good-Ok-Cool-Magical-Perfect Punch.
I punch them in the shoulder then run away giggling.
I don't have an ultimate attack, because I'm a normal human being and not a video game character who constantly gets into fights with people.
