your attacked by vikings,what song do you use to destract/beat/befriend...them.What song do you use?

[Gottesstrafe]

Techno music, of course! I mean, isn't it obvious? [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Techno_Viking] (Warning: Link NSFW)

Also include copious offerings of upside-down water.

 

[James Rednok]

"You spin me right round".

 

[IndianaJonny]

Ooooooodddiiin! Ooooooodddiiin!

 

[DoctorPhil]

I think vikings would love some hard rock. They'd would love this song, it's a great song to pillage by, after all.

 

[FalloutJack]

Ooooooodddiiin! Ooooooodddiiin!

I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE!! That shout cracks my sister up.


Admit it. This would freak vikings the hell out.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Get my Norse hammer and joint hem while singing this song.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Techno music, of course! I mean, isn't it obvious? [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Techno_Viking] (Warning: Link NSFW)

Also include copious offerings of upside-down water.

Wait a minute, I've seen that guy before. Isn't that Hulkoff?

 

[ace_of_something]

I can't believe no one has said 'the immigrant song' by Led Zeppelin.

It's about fricken vikings.

 

[anthony87]

First song that came into my head:

 

[umadbro]

The annoying orange.

 

[RanD00M]

Why would I need a song? I speak Icelandic, and Ye Olde Icelandic isn't too changed for us to not converse. I'd just ask them if they've been converted yet or not.

 

[Superior Mind]

Spoiler: I dont know what video I'd play but I think this song works with the attacked by Vikings thing.

Headbanging and cellos is just weird.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Am I seriously the first one to post Amon Amarth?

 

[Vampire cat]

The Vikings were always fond of the Irish (which is why our ancestors kept sailing to Ireland for slaves, pillaging and women!), so I'd play them some Dropkick Murphy or maybe some Floggin' Molly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDWHLDRM8k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4

 

[PneumaticSuicide]

You can't beat them, so why not join them and what better way to introduce yourself than with this as your on theme music

http://youtu.be/P3WJX1cIuY4

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"I'm on a boat,
I'm on a boat,
I'M ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!"

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

I would gather them into a huge circle, and then we'd hum this:

 

[cookieXkiller]

My family tree leads back to vikings ... maybe I would be one chasing someone?
if not... I would give them some beer and let the drinking commence

 

[StellarViking]

I will scream very loudly and get them to join me in a Viking choir.