Your Autobiography?

[PurpleRain]

So when you become rich and famous for one or all of the following:
-The first person to kill the first alien contact
-The first person to reinvent the internet bit calling it the win-ternet (like the internet but more awesome)
-Cure canser
What would you call your autobiography?

I have always wanted mine to be called 'How To Kill A Mockingbird'. The cover would be the exact copy from the original book, but only the word 'How' writen in red texture and with faces drawn on Abicus Finch.

(I think there was a thread like this before, but the search bar revield nothing of it.)

 

[Fire Daemon]

"The man who did it all...and then some"

I feel like that would sum up my awesomeness.

 

[sammyfreak]

Mine would be awesome. [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Karamazov]

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"You wish you could be this good"

 

[Khedive Rex]

Title : The Man Resting in the Corner

Sub-Title : With a Gun

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Quick, Look Behind you!"

Just to mess with people's minds.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"Memiors of a madman, whom you dumbasses think is cool:
The life and times of your new Messiah."

sounds like a good read...

 

[Copter400]

'101 Crude Knock-knock Jokes for the Thinking Man and Other Excellent Ideas Brought To You Courtesy Of The Emperor Of The World.'

 

[JaguarWong]

Either:

No One Lies on the Bed of Truth

or

The World According to Andy

 

[LoorTheDarkElf]

Insanity with Reason

Though the whole thing would be piled up with constant bashings of the weakening human race, myself included. Perhaps it should be Insanity with(out) Reason(ing)

 

[Larenxis]

'Well, That Was Easy' Or, if it actually was easy: 'Mandatory Reading'

 

[Gooble]

'Loose Screws' or 'Woo! I'm famous!'

Love the name of Russel Brand's autobiography...'My Bookie Wook'

 

[smuttbullen]

'The most awesome book in the whole world' And then my name is writen all over the cover.

 

[Jumplion]

"If i did it, here's how you can to!"

 

[Silver]

I'd coat it in some form or acid, or poison, and then name it "The last book you'll ever read".

Or at least that's the best I can come up with in the middle of the night.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

"My Name is Unimportant, Just Call Me God."
I think it fits because when I cure cancer while simoultaneously riding a dinosaur that's fighting a ninja mounted on a bear it'll be way more God-like than anything.

 

[Random Argument Man]

-"I cannot beleive you're reading this book, while you could had done somethin"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"My Name is Unimportant, Just Call Me God."
I think it fits because when I cure cancer while simoultaneously riding a dinosaur that's fighting a ninja mounted on a bear it'll be way more God-like than anything.

Is that from the Uwe Boll remake of the Bible?

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"The Passion of the Chris"

 

[PurpleRain]

I thought of a new one:
'Purple Rain, Or How I Stopped Fighting and Learned To Love Your Mum'