Your Autobiography?

[Churchman]

"I Can't believe this got published: The Shaun Churchman Story"

 

[stompy]

A Time Waster: Stompy's Story

I believe it will forever change how we think about literature...

 

[Wolfwind]

"How to be cool and have nobody notice.
A story of not giving a shit."

And on the cover, a picture of me taking a nap.

Either that or the title would be: "Who's this ugly shit?! You know you wanna know!"
And the cover would have me making the most retardedly contorted face I can muster.

 

[KamikazeSailor]

Mine wouldn't have a title, and it'd be written on a scroll...

just a large blank space at the top of the front of the book... and then the Byline write below that

 

[jim_doki]

on the cover of my book there will be two massive guitars, a telecaster and an SG, crossed at the neck and on fire. the title will read

Jimcredible: the thrilling and amazing Jim Doki story

 

[Larenxis]

I thought of a new one:
'Purple Rain, Or How I Stopped Fighting and Learned To Love Your Mum'

Okay, we have a winner.

 

[PurpleRain]

I thought of a new one:
'Purple Rain, Or How I Stopped Fighting and Learned To Love Your Mum'

Okay, we have a winner.

Your mum's a winner. Ok, I'll stop.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

I'm not antisocial, I'm introspective.

It's from one of the World Ends With You pins, but it suits me quite nicely. I'm going to seclude myself for a week from my 'friends' now, just because I want to think some stuff over.

Thank jebus for internet anonimity, so I can still rant about stuff on forums.

 

[KamikazeSailor]

Your mum's a winner. Ok, I'll stop.

That was gonna be the sequel to mine! You plagiarizer!

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ultrajoe: Man, messiah or monster? or woman?

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

My autobiography would just be a big, 3 ft. by 3ft slab of solid gold. And it wouldn't be a book-- it would be a big fucking slab of gold.

 

[bermyduck]

'if you're reading this, then i am dead'

Of course i'd publish it before i died. and id also add an extra 200 blank pages at the end and maybe a doodle just to make the book look thicker and more important.

 

[Stammer]

"I Can't Believe It's Not Stammer"

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

How To Fake Your Own Death: The Gift of Grift

 

[Cyberius]

it wouldn't say anything on the cover, instead it would have a picture of this http://haveafishystick.ytmnd.com/ and then on the inside of the cover it would say "HAVE A FISHY STICK" *sub title* the story of a life

 

[Crudler]

I think I'd have " 101 ways to catch a mongoose" just to be strange.
Or,
"Bugger this for a lark".

 

[the monopoly guy]

Title: The Wall Won
Get Over It.
The Memiors of Me.

Author: Take a Wild Guess

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Eats, shoots and leaves...the Panda story.

 

[Swenglish]

My autobiography would just be a big, 3 ft. by 3ft slab of solid gold. And it wouldn't be a book-- it would be a big fucking slab of gold.

I'd buy that.

 

[Swenglish]

Mine would be called: I wouldn't read this if I were you, and then a big pic of me pointing at whoever holds the damn thing. Or maybe I'd just have pic of any random avatar I have made during years I spent on MMORPGS.