Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[CoverYourHead]

I'd go for it. Be kinda awkward though, what with my avatar being a huge robot.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

*Insert porn music* Nice.

Is it disrepectful to have sex with a national flag? If not...

Its patriotic!

Sweet,do the flag, do the O make the A and G watch.

 

[akadian97]

Still must have been some crazy route progression if it ends with provocative clothing and seducing

I wouldn't be so weird considering what he is doing in the goddess arc.

OT:I might be able to outrun a chibi Alucard.

 

[Galliam]

let it. TOTALLY let it.

 

[InsanityMan]

Come, thin air, let us dance, let us sing, let us make love, and have a nice dinner.

...Dear god I come up with weird justifications for thrusting into nothingness, don't I?

 

[Impluse_101]

..I'd wonder why my Avatar would want to be with me for in the first place. He's my original character, so I would probably give him 'The talk' and issue what he really wants. If that doesn't help then I would smack his head with a rolled up newspaper :I

And thats how his horn will fall off. (Smugface)

OT again: I'd actually use a rolled up piece of paper for Chibiterasu (An avatar I had way back when.) to fend him off from him trying to hump me, and point him in the direction of one of the other female goddess japanese children...

 

[Stickill]

First of all, I wonder: 'How the hell did that dragon get into my house?'
Second, I try to walk away from him slowly, knowing that if it chooses to chase me, there will be no hope.
And when it does proceed, I'll just sigh and let it all go as smooth as possible.

 

[Drummah]

...

I'll pour the wine and get the Oreos.

....I'll probably have to do all the work though.

 

[CarlMin]

I'd ... i'd be very happy.

 

[Telekinesis]

There's nothing there to make sexual advances on me...

just like in real life ;_;

 

[moose_man]

Well now I have to clean up blood from my goddamn floor. Goddamn seppuku.

 

[Spacelord]

It would be unsettling and probably illegal. :|

 

[deathninja]

Film it doing so, write article for Nature, advance career prospects.

Captcha: Oliver's erwilly

I preferred Oliver's Army myself

 

[Xaio30]

This Black Mage is female. So if we got together our offspring would have magical powers of doom.

Awesome!

 

[Oinodaemon]

AAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!! AAAAGHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Jackhorse]

I would cue the funky baseline.
I don't know how it would work, whether it would work at all, or any details like that but I know it would be fun trying.
Also tell me how the hell my avatar would dress provocatively?

 

[AgentLampshade]

Joker doesn't like it when people try to back out.

 

[TheGreatKlaid]

Of all the Avatars I've seen I'm sure Edgar would be the most likely to make advances....

 

[Danny 6Speed]

i know people can have sex with cars

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

But the fiesta is a little to girly for my tastes