Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[-Dragmire-]

I'd throw down some meat(not mine, sickos) and run like hell.

 

[kjh242]

Hmmm...
How about this:
FUCK YES.
Now time to change my avatar to Makoto giving Luna a high-five...

 

[Ih8pkmn]

This thread is made even more disturbing by the fact that so many people have Pony Avatars.

OT: I just get a gun and blow it's head off.

 

[Funky Flump]

I would be up for it Taokaka is one sexy cat, woman hybrid!

 

[Danny 6Speed]

how do you

You have just gotten home from a long day at work to find your avatar (whatever it is) dressed in provocative clothing and... trying... to seduce you....

What the hell do you do?!

...What...is...wrong with you? Seriously, why would even post this?

These "Your avatar just did something!" threads are done WAY too often. Every time I see the "latest posts" page, there's at least two of these "your avatar..." threads on there. Are you seriously THIS bored?

for some summer started so boredom is everywhere.

How do you dress a fiesta in provocative clothing?

 

[aprildog18]

I...don't see how that's possible...

 

[thedevilscousin]

Hope i'm not Rip van vinkle, aand would be abit hard running from a guy that can turn himself into mist, walk through walls, can summon an army of the dead and wields dual 13 caliber pistols

The best thing I could do against him is scream OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK AAAAAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS!!!!..... OR I could try and run away.

 

[SenorNemo]

This would result in some very awkward paper cuts. How would a paper plane dress provocatively though, I wonder?

 

[Hunterdew]

What is this, I don't even....

I can't even perceive where to start.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Eh, make it a female dragon, and maybe we'll talk.
[sub][sub]"Wake The Dreamer From His Nightmare."[/sub][/sub]

 

[karloss01]

seriously, i wouldn't have a chance.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

I really couldn't say. I mean, Twilight? She may be keen and all, but I'd hate to see what the letter to Celestia would look like.

Fluttershy, "You're going to LOVE ME!". Seems fitting.

That is the perfect avatar for this thread.

 

[Suomimaster]

"Lava is delicious alcohol", and watch him burn.

 

[Dan Steele]

I kiss her

 

[Dfskelleton]

There's already a picture reaction to what happens when something like that tries to advance towards me for any reason.

Spoiler

 

[nuba km]

Damn I need to change my avatar because all these avatar threads are destroying my child hood show about the protagonist a duck who's family was killed by a car and the antagonist a crow which symbolises hitler(for more info:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_J._Kwak ) wait a moment, my child hood was already pretty weird.

As for answering the question, I don't know throw him into a lake

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Heather do something about your evil dead older self! She's being real-

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! OH GOD GO AWAY!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Okay Sam, I know the death of your daughter sucks but gotta get a hold of yourself, man! NO! Not like that! Would it help if I told you that your daughter is alive?

"What. Why didn't you tell me this sooner

So Pinkie Pie is trying to have sex with me. I think I would be backing away slowly before she tries to start a 'party' with me. If I can make it too the door before she does I can probably make it, but if she catches me before that... I don't want to think about it

It probably doesn't help that your user name is "icame"

 

[Dreziv]

Ok...so, my avatar... hmm... He's next to a bloodmoon...in space...it wouldn't be a problem.

If he WASN'T in dimension doom, pull a f***ing shotgun, I mean, I think the knives are genetically FUSED to his hands, so I really don't think it'd be a good idea.