Your Avatar is your face

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Well, because of Internet karma (good or bad) you've ended up with your Escapist avatar as your head.

How does the world react to you? What do you think of yourself now? What kind of job will you get with your new face?

Well, I would be a pretty unique person. What with having a dancing upper torso instead of a head. People would probably ask about the floating 'e' as well.

Have fun.

[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE&feature=related][/sub][/sub]

 

[BulletMagTrig]

I'd be the bad ass bounty hunter everyone ever wanted to be. That might be rather hard living in America, but I'm sure I can find a job. If nothing else the 501st legion would let me do promotions.

That is if I didn't click that f'ing red button badge...

 

[Blobpie]

Well now, I'm a bit of a bad ass... A COMMUNIST BAD ASS

 

[everythingbeeps]

Considering my avatar is my X360 avatar, which is based (loosely) on my real face....I'd just be a cartoon version of myself.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[Dalek Caan]

Only zee Captain can be the bad ass.

So I would have a skull face with a hat. Could I still live? Hope so. Don't want to miss the next Doctor Who or Death in Paradise.

 

[staika]

People will probably see me as a creeper and I wouldnt blame them. I probably wouldn't get a job with this face but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find it funny

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

I find myself pleased with the result of having a Ringo Deathstarr as a head.

I'd also be rather literally top-heavy, rather than just metaphorically so. I'm sure it'd kill my shoulders!

 

[Neekoolawous]

I terrify people. C:

 

[Instant K4rma]

There was me, that is Pinkie, and my 3 droogs, that is Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. We sat in the Equestria milk bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Equestria milk bar sold milk plus, milk plus vellocet, or synthemesc, or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-friendship.

A Pinkie DeLarge head? Yes, please.

 

[repeating integers]

...Errrm.

How the fuck does this work?

 

[Blackmagic1515]

So I have Pipsqeak the pirate for a head? Well at least I don't lose my British accent...

 

[gazumped]

Yeah, there's... really not much different for me here. Except that I now eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

:O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*is captured*

Welcome to the carnival! We have a lion tamer, a sword swallower and a special attraction for you!

 

[Slaanesh]

Oh yeah, I'm getting all the chicks.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Oh, I have nothing against this. Sure, it would look odd, my head being black and white, but I'm sure my friend's will get used to it sooner or later

...Errrm.

How the fuck does this work?

Ever played Dead Space? That avatar reminded of Divider's head... It might work that way


But I don't know the size of that thing... That might be a problem

 

[DPeteD]

Well. This leaves me rather puzzled also I will forever have trouble with depth perception but hey, I now have a tophat and a spiffing suit to boot!

 

[DPeteD]

Well this isn't awkward...

On the brightside you might be able to fly!
P.S Your skirt is a tad short.

 

[repeating integers]

Oh, I have nothing against this. Sure, it would look odd, my head being black and white, but I'm sure my friend's will get used to it sooner or later

...Errrm.

How the fuck does this work?

Ever played Dead Space? That avatar reminded of Divider's head... It might work that way


But I don't know the size of that thing... That might be a problem

The size? Well, it's a spaceship, and its name happens to be "T-mat Megaship".

Yeah, I'm going to have problems fitting it onto my face.