Your Avatar vs Yourself

[Black Arrow Officer]

I wouldn't stand a chance against Dat Face Soldier. Assuming he was merciful enough to kill me instead of squeezing me into his accordion and crushing my bones with every song, his stare alone when viewed outside of a computer screen would cause every single blood vessel in my body to hemorrhage and kill me instantly. So, how would you fare in battle against your Avatar?

 

[baconfist]

Since I don't have stealth detection I probably wouldn't do so great against a lurker. Plus as a civilian I only have 40hp and a lurker does 20 damage a hit with no upgrades, so at best I could take two hits before I died.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Pretty sure I'm gone. Solaire and some generic knight coming together in jolly co-operation to take down...wait...I AM SOLAIRE! Am I fighting my evil twin or something? Damn him!

...Anyway, yeah, I'm pretty screwed. Maybe. I think. Perhaps.

 

[staika]

I would start out nervous but then again the guy takes himself out. Victory by default!

 

[him over there]

Even though there is some sort of error so it isn't showing up right now... it's Mike Dawson. Who do you think is going to win? He wouldn't hit me once, he would "miss" if you will.

 

[Erttheking]

I'd be pulling bullets out of my kneecaps.

 

[Magical029]

Since I have no avatar, I win. Easily.

 

[Nouw]

I would die a glorious death, eating a pie from the hands of a paratrooper. Failing that, I help build his Wall. I'm isolated, but at least I'm comfortably numb!

 

[TipsyRam]

O_O I don't know. Me against zombie me.... well it depends on what kind of zombie I was. If just normal mindless "i'm going to eat your flesh" zombie then I think pretty well... other wise I would probably get my ass handed to me.

 

[YonderTunic]

I don't think I would particularly enjoy being mauled by the twenty-foot wold god over here. Doesn't sound like a particularly quick or painless death.

 

[TehCookie]

Just my avatar? I could win, but I'd feel bad if I did so I'd let him win.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Me vs Skud?

hahahahahahahaha

I'm fucked

 

[Fishehh]

I'd be dead. She's bad-ass. Even if she is dressed like a bunny :3

 

[Aidinthel]

Gummy is a literally toothless baby alligator. I don't think he could hurt me if he tried (which he probably would), but if I hurt him I'd just look like a massive jackass. So...call it a draw?

Since I have no avatar, I win. Easily.

You fool, you cannot harm nothingness! Eventually you will die while nothing will remain unchanged. You have already lost.

 

[aprildog18]

I'll die a slow death through radiation overdose.

 

[n00beffect]

Haha, I wouldn't tell him my real name, and I'd just tease him with fake clues and stuff Just hope he doesn't find my ID card!

Nice thread by the way.

 

[DanielBrown]

Hm, my 22 year old self vs. my 18 year old self... with a big mustasche...
I'm screwed.

 

[Rabish Bini]

I'd battle him in a drink-off.

I'd win. No contest.