Your avatar, would you date/marry it?

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Truehare

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Well, if we consider the Sacred Chao as a manifestation of Eris, then I would surely be honored and thrilled to date the Goddess. Marriage would be another thing entirely, I don't think She believes in it -- or in any other institution, for that matter.
 

Sam G

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It's a 12-year-old grey-skinned alien catgirl who's pretending to be a musclebound racist troll who's into horse porn.

So, in short... YES.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.
 

SamuelT

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Sam G said:
It's a 12-year-old grey-skinned alien catgirl who's pretending to be a musclebound racist troll who's into horse porn.

So, in short... YES.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.
Oh, THAT's what it was. I was thinking the other way around. :p

OT: Crazy Matriarchal Gamzee?

..yes?
 

FamoFunk

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Some of the replies... D: HAHAHAH!

I'll just have him as a pet and eat the bread. Thank you.
 

Mr Companion

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THAT would be interesting. There definitely wouldn't be any sex on the first date, not after she kills the entire restaurant. And the only presents she would appreciate would be helpless victims. But on the other hand, she would be great at multitasking around the house. Admittedly she walks about with giant heavy metal tenticals which would ruin the floor, and she has no concept of using doorways as far as I know, she would just break through the windows.

Even worse, I would be incredibly paranoid of all static objects in my house (such as paintings). So no, I think she aint the marrying type.
 

Hookman

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My avatar is me...So hell yeah! (Quoting from Red vs Blue) We would have so much in common. Finally, someone who shares the pain!
 

ckam

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Of course I would! She's the distaff counterpart of one of the greatest heroes in Chinese history. And she has a fucking blade made of badass!
 

Vakz

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Are we talking pre-zerg or post-zerg? Pre-zerg possibly.. do we have to go through the zerg-stuff? Pre-zerg, maybe, if she does something about that hair..

If during zerg, I'd marry her only if I could find some good chains and a decent machine gun.
 

Z of the Na'vi

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Hatchiyack?

Err, I don't think I would live long enough to even attempt getting to first base. Not that I ever would.

Seriously though, the dude is like 8 feet tall.
 

Byr0m

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I'm fairly sure dating/marrying a nuclear explosion is...impossible, at least without ending up with serious burns and radiation poisoning at least, and total disintegration at most.
 

PleaseDele

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Considering that's me... I'd be dividing by zero. Also, I'm not gay so it would't happen. If I were though... I just might