Your avatar, would you date/marry it?

[JezebelinHell]

I am not even sure what species he actually is and he looks short. Then there is that whole butt scratching thing going on. I think I will have to pass.

 

[Camaranth]

hmmm I can foresee too many problems marrying DEATH....I mean ouch for one, and two that means an eternity of non-living....
I would totally keep SQUEAK as a life long pet though...

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

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Please edit that post before enough people press the "report" button for you to get mod attention; I'd rather not see you get banned.

Oh Thanks. For the most part I try to be harmless but I will admit I sometimes go overboard.

Don't mention it. I don't like seeing people get banned, so I do whatever I can to let them know if they're doing something wrong, rather than just hitting the report button and waiting for the mods to punish them. My one exception is blatant spam, but I think everyone reports that.

 

[Always_Remain]

Well I would have a totally awesome bromance with John. But I am not homosexually. So yeah. ANSWER'D.

 

[Leg End]

Trap with cat ears? Yes please!

That's a trap? :/

Fooled me. Then again, it's a tiny thumbnail the size of... well, my thumbnail. (O_O)

 

[Ace of Spades]

No. Marrying a mixture of myself and Dr. Ashen would be creepy and questionably legal.

 

[Jodan]

no cant say old chinese men who smell of mung beans are my type

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Um..... no. That would just be weird. Not to mention the fact that I could only see him once a year and I'd have to go scouring the globe for 7 magical balls to do it.

 

[Leg End]

Um..... no. That would just be weird. Not to mention the fact that I could only see him once a year and I'd have to go scouring the globe for 7 magical balls to do it.

I think the joke explains itself.

 

[2xDouble]

Absolutely not. I prefer my own species.

Besides, our working relationship would be ruined forever.

...no, its not like that.

 

[jamradar]

No.

#1: He is just a head.

#2: He is a he.

#3: That grin.

 

[BlackKitsune89]

*Looks at my avitar for a moment* No way. One, it's a dude. Two, it's an animal. My name isn't Princess Elise.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bestiality is usually frowned upon in modern society.

Also, Amaterasu is mother of us all, so it's kinda incestial.

 

[Not George Carlin]

[the original post was referring to 360 avatars, not Escapist avatars, Not George Carlin is a dumbass]

 

[Veldaroth]

Um, Do I get to choose, or do I have to date them all? I suppose the obvious answer would be Bad Horse and I mean, he is awesome, but I'd rather stick with humans, thanks...

 

[pyramid head grape]

<=== looks up for it don't he

 

[Ambient]

No. He's a total psycho.

 

[Lancer873]

Err... I would certainly be good friends (assuming it could talk) but... I'm not that sort of guy.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Um..... no. That would just be weird. Not to mention the fact that I could only see him once a year and I'd have to go scouring the globe for 7 magical balls to do it.

I think the joke explains itself.

Uh... no sex joke was intended, but ok whatever.

 

[Leg End]

Um..... no. That would just be weird. Not to mention the fact that I could only see him once a year and I'd have to go scouring the globe for 7 magical balls to do it.

I think the joke explains itself.

Uh... no sex joke was intended, but ok whatever.

That's why it's funny, it was unintentional.

Freud Was Right.