Your avatar, would you date/marry it?

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Ah...Gonna have to go with "no" on this one.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Of course I would.
It is Leonardo Da Vinci for christ's sake. Why wouldn't you marry him?

This entire time I thought he was Santa Claus.
Go figure.

OT: My avatar is an elephant. Bestiality ain't my thing.

 

[Canid117]

*Looks at avatar*

no

 

[ROTMASTER]

my avatar for the escapist the brass balls achievement for bioshock, so i would only "date" it as a friend if it promiced to bring along Fontane, Andrew Ryan, Jack, Tennenbam, and a couple splicers and big daddies over for the party, then we can all do plasmids and kill eachother, good times

my xbox live avatar is the Monopoly man so a date would consist of me getting him wasted and convincing him to sell me boardwalk and all his other properties for a dollar (that way i wouldnt have to pay gift tax)

 

[ArchBlade]

Yes. Without a second thought.

Yes, yes, yes and more yes. And I'm not even homosexual.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Falco.... I don't think I'd go gay for him. Maybe be his butler.

 

[teh_Canape]

hmm... maybe I could-

no, wait, she will grow into a psychotic, underwater ninja who just wants to suck my blood out with a syringe

....

yeah, let's keep it as a maybe

in any case, by then time travel will be good and working

so I will just travel back and slap myself

 

[garoose]

I'm not sure about marriage... but maybe I'd give him a date (I heard he's got quite the reach)

 

[Lambi]

If her body was around 13 years older, then yes. We're talking about a girl who's an almost 500 years old vampire with the body of around 5 - 7 year old.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No. We have an understanding, Yuki and I are Starcraft buddies. Things are better this way.

 

[Hulten]

Eh... bestiality isn't my thing and if I were to be really specific about it. I wouldn't want to have paper cuts on my mighty lance.

 

[WeOwnTheSky]

If I was a guy, I would date Nel in a second. She's adorable, and freaking awesome.

 

[masher]

Kyouka
She's a God.
Yes, yes, I would. I mean, she'd treat me as her servant, but overall, it'd be fine.

 

[Plucky]

I guess she could have fun or somthing, Ninja girlfriend might be neat.

 

[Ladette]

Without a second thought.

AT LAST! My terrible Self-Insert Fics will come true! Mwahahahahahah!

 

[drisky]

nope he's already married to Lincon. or Sockerang i don't know any more Iv'e not read it in awhile.
why must i not have internet for 5 months it's so hard to get back into webcomics.

He's not married to anyone, he's to busy fighting bad guys to deal with love, those were hypotheticals if he ever finished killing every last bad guy.

 

[DevilWolf47]

Tempting, but dogs can't give consent, so no.

 

[Rooster893]

Let's see, I think yes. In a heartbeat!

 

[Aerowaves]

Holy fuck, can you imagine a relationship with this thing?

"Statement: I find your sexual performance lacking."
"Observation: You seem to be devoting a lot of attention to that particular busty meatbag."
"Condescending Explanation: Master, it's not you, it's me!".

 

[scorptatious]

NO.

I'd have to have fetishes for little rodents cosplaying as Pikachu in order for the relationship to work.