"I want to pleasure you with my genitals"
"where you,re parents farmers? caus, those are HUGE Melons!"
"where you,re parents farmers? caus, those are HUGE Melons!"
Your best pick up line
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"Is your dad a terrorist, because I can get you out of that household and into a safe place. My bedroom. Also, you're shaped like a bomb. A sexy bomb. Can I start over?"
I had one similar to that only it was a cheeseburger and a blowjob and ended with lunch.Antitonic said:
It always got a laugh.
OT: If you want a "real" pick up line I have used this one and had some success with it.
"Oh man, I am sorry to bother you but I need to ask a huge favor. My buddy and I are lifting the bank just up to road and our driver is out of commission. All I need you to do is have the car running in front at 11 and drive us to the airport. You get 15% when we get there."
They will either shove you off or attempt to play along and negotiate a higher rate. It also lends itself to a lunch data the next day.
"Can I get you a drink?"
Simple but effective, only been turned down once with this un!
(been turned down a lot with stupid ones though, hence the new simple approach)
Simple but effective, only been turned down once with this un!
(been turned down a lot with stupid ones though, hence the new simple approach)
"Would you like to have sex with me?"
The best one I've had used on me was this guy who came up to me at a bar like
Him: Hey, are you wearing fake eyelashes?
Me: ...no.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, look!
Then I closed my eyes to show him and he took the chance to give me a sly kiss. That guy had balls. He obviously got my number haha
The funniest one was a guy who saw my feather tattoo and shouted "EXPECTO PATRONUM" from the other side of the dancefloor whilst pointing at me with crazy eyes. He was fucking awesome! Dunno if it counts as a chat up line but it definitely broke the ice.
The best one I've had used on me was this guy who came up to me at a bar like
Him: Hey, are you wearing fake eyelashes?
Me: ...no.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, look!
Then I closed my eyes to show him and he took the chance to give me a sly kiss. That guy had balls. He obviously got my number haha
The funniest one was a guy who saw my feather tattoo and shouted "EXPECTO PATRONUM" from the other side of the dancefloor whilst pointing at me with crazy eyes. He was fucking awesome! Dunno if it counts as a chat up line but it definitely broke the ice.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you
I think, if it works, she's the one for you
All my base are belong to you
and lolrunnernda said:
I think, if it works, she's the one for you
Sometimes you hear a line that's so good that a part of you wishes you were single just so you could try it out. This is one of those times.Amethyst Wind said:
Well done.
Scientists have said that chat-up lines do not work.
To be honest, I've given up trying to chat-up scientists anyway.
To be honest, I've given up trying to chat-up scientists anyway.
"I would use a pickup line on you, but they're corny and lame. Oh wait..."
Let the truth be told.
Let the truth be told.
If you're a guy, I got nothin'.
But if you're a girl: "Do you want to make out."
Seriously. My girlfriend said it to me, and we've been together 3 years now. I told another gal to say it to a guy she liked, and they're getting married next month.
If it works, it works really, really well. And if it doesn't, well, now you know where you stand.
But if you're a girl: "Do you want to make out."
Seriously. My girlfriend said it to me, and we've been together 3 years now. I told another gal to say it to a guy she liked, and they're getting married next month.
If it works, it works really, really well. And if it doesn't, well, now you know where you stand.
"Is heaven missing an angel, 'cause you've got nice cans!" Oh, Bender, you silly robot.
Mine would have to be "Is the there a mirror in your pocket, because I'm sure I can see myself in your pants
"
Mine would have to be "Is the there a mirror in your pocket, because I'm sure I can see myself in your pants
"