Your best pick up line

[Lacsapix]

Lets do math:
Add a bed.
Substract our clothes.
divide your legs.
and multiply.

 

[Ampersand]

"Did you know that pac-man was originally called puck-man?"

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Don't be so picky I wasn't!
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?*

*Disclaimer: Results may vary

 

[sanomaton]

The best one I've heard (in Finnish though) was something like this, "Gimme pussy, I know you have one!" whilst being heavily intoxicated =)

 

[TastyOnions]

Me: I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 6 seconds.
Her: What? (or other skeptical response)
Me: You don?t believe me? Give me your phone number and I'll show you.

 

[runnernda]

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you

"Hi, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

and lol
I think, if it works, she's the one for you

He. He would be the one for me. I'm a girl.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Those are nice clothes. But I bet they'd look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.

 

[Xlr8DETH]

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

 

[unicron44]

You're gorgeous, take off all your clothes.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

What's the similarity between me and the titanic?

We both broke the ice!

 

[TehIrishSoap]

"Do You Like Water?"
"Yes"
"Well, You Already Like 72 Percent Of Me!"

"How Heavy Is A Polar Bear?"
"I Don't Know..."
"Enough To Break The Ice! I'm ................."

 

[Urgh76]

I JUST made this type of thread 2 DAYS AGO!

*sniff* not fair

 

[Nesutaa]

This one belongs to a friend of mine:
"Are you into astronomy? 'Cause I'd like to visit your anus."

As for me, I prefer non-verbal communication. My tight black jeans usually enhance the effect

 

[messy]

Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm?

 

[Declaro]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

*says something in English* <--- This works more than any pick up line around here. I always get the ":OOO ARE YOU AMERICAN?" response.

 

[mr_rubino]

Is your name Rita Repulsa? Because you just made my monster grow.
(If she gets such a headache, you're doing it right.)

 

[spartan1077]

Okay some have been ninjaed but WHO CARES!
1. Does this rag smell of chloroform...nah! I'm (insert name here) can I buy you a drink?
2. *sit beside a girl with a really flashy watch and make sure that you are drinking a light beer* Want to have sex?
3. I'm (insert name here) nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs *wink* in the morning.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

my usual pickup line of choice is "Hi, I'm Fox."

This is at least the second or third time in the last week that you've ninja'd me, Simulord. Pickup lines are creepy; "Hi, my name is ____, what's yours?" followed by an actual conversation between two human beings is much less likely to get you slapped than some cheesy line that translates out to "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"

As for my favorite pickup lines for the humor, this Eddie Izzard video contains both of them:


The part in question starts at about 3:37.

 

[Jacob.pederson]

Apparently just not saying anything at all and continuing to play Diablo II. Worked on my wife (ten years now).

 

[Toastergoat]

"You know you kinda remind me of my bedroom door"
"How?"
"Cause when I get home I'm gonna slam you"