Your best pick up line

[curty129]

"I'm a girl on the internet."

I love it.

OT: It crossed my mind during a philosophy class today. "I can't help but believe in Empricism because it's just impossible that your beauty can't be the perfect form."

Girl I quoted: Or guy: could you rearrange that into something more romantic? Mess with the words.

 

[Geekosaurus]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

No - but this rag might.

"Did you know that Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man?"

 

[Yuno Gasai]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

Wow, I've never heard THAT one before.

You may have.. but I doubt you remember it. -Shifty eyes.-

Back on topic.. And time for my contribution.

"Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low."

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

No - but this rag might.

"Did you know that Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man?"

No, I think I meant wra-

*search dictionary.com*

Goddamnit.

Thanks for the catch.

 

[GeorgW]

"May I insert my penis into your vagina?"
I don't use pick-up lines, they never work. But if I did, I'd use that one. Someone, please try it and let me know how it goes!

 

[SpaceSalmon]

A guy once came up to me and said "i may not be the best looking man in the world... but I'm the only one talking to you"

made me laugh.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

[Hoplon]

Look at your man, now look at me, now back to him,now back to me, I'm on a horse.

 

[FinalHeart95]

"Are you tired? You were running through my dreams all night. Screaming."

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Blimey, this is heavy."

(sorry)

 

[Aurora219]

Yeah, don't really do this. You'll get arrested.

 

[Death God]

"Are you Jamaican? Cause your Jamaican me crazy."
Love that line.

 

[TheMadPunter]

"I have free advance tickets to Star Trek at the IMAX, you want to come?"

We've been together for a year and a half now.

 

[tahrey]

But if you're a girl: "Do you want to make out."

There's at least one girl who I wish had actually said this to me before actually pulling the moves when I was totally off guard and therefore made a complete harris of it. The answer would have almost certainly have been yes.

I'd say you may want to have half an idea that he's somewhat into you first at least, though, because picking guys at random to try this on will only net you drunks and man-whores. Having someone arrive out of the blue to make out with you is far less awesome and more creepy than you'd expect, regardless of gender.

(Guess who's had THAT happen...)

 

[fullbleed]

"Would it impress you if I told you I can play a 6 string bass?

 

[Leemaster777]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause I have an enormous penis.

Works every time.

 

[The Clown]

Him: Hey
Her: Hey
Him: How are things?
Her: good, yourself?
Him: fine, how are the kids?
Her: Good
Him: Bye
Her:Bye

(rampant sex follows every time)

 

[Joshroom]

"Do you like watersports? Cos I could so motorboat those tits"

Ha, my friend actually said this to someone once as a kinda joke. It didn't end well, especially since she actually had a boyfriend who didn't see the humour in the situation.

 

[tharglet]

Agreed, but neither thing is going to get me sex anyway, probably because I end up talking for minutes on end about science or computers or cars once the conversation ends up in full swing.

But... two out of three of those subjects I find interesting...
Yeah, still doesn't earn me many friends when I spout off on computery stuff in general conversation. Unless it's at work, and I'm talking to one of my fellow programmers lol.

 

[hyperhammy]

Dating Tips
Lesson #1: Start up a conversation, just start by saying hi.
Lesson #2: Be upfront, but not too direct! Let her know your intentions, but don't scare her off!
Lesson #3: Decide how far you want to take this!