Your best pick up line

[gamersgirlfriend1992]

awesome

 

[Lance Arrow]

God, if I had a nickle for everytime someone in this thread said 'Works every time' ..I'd be little over 2 dollars richer.

And no I don't think I really care that I just mini-bump'd this thread.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"You've got a great voice. I'm sure it would sound even better muffled by my penis."

Not I don't actually use this.

Why not!? Mace doesn't hurt that much.

 

[DonMartin]

"Are you an orange? Because I'd like to peel you. ..Or a banana!"

 

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[Not-here-anymore]

Hi!... Um... Hey, do you want to get a coffee or something, or um... never mind.
Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time. Um...
Bye!

Somehow this actually worked once! Probably because I was cut off after I got to the second "um".

 

[TheTim]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

haha thats awesome.

OT: i don't know much about pies, but you can make my banana cream.

 

[foryth]

Hi, my names Pokey, can I take you home, paint you green, call you Gumby and see how many positions I can bend you into?

 

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[Vault Citizen]

I'm not good at pick up lines, one I used once was

"So, how many bad pick up lines before we make out?"

(while it is a bad pick up line I did end up sleeping with that girl shortly after)

 

[Baskerville]

Him: Hey
Her: Hey
Him: How are things?
Her: good, yourself?
Him: fine, how are the kids?
Her: Good
Him: Bye
Her:Bye

(rampant sex follows every time)

LOL thanks for that, man! Needed it!

OT: I'v allways been a fan of the ''yawn to get your arm around her''

I use it even though i know it's so cheezy and lame but it's damn funny.

 

[Voltar3n]

Step 1. Casually walk over to your acquired target and take out an unlit cigarette.
Step 2. Now try to lite the cigarette from any point of unconcealed body (this all depends on how brave you are)
Step 3. (This is the hard part, but she'll probably get a fright with you in there bubble n'all - so act quick) And sheepishly explain you mistook her for a fire. xD the rest is up to you.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"D'you want pumped?" - This was actually the first thing my current boyfriend ever said to me. But I knew what he was doing so we both just burst out laughing.

 

[warthoggunner]

"I hate marzipan"

yeah...

got me my current girlfriend

 

[Spoonius]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

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[Lieju]

One I actually use:
"So, what kind of invertebrates are your favourites?"

If she hates creepy grawlies, we have no future together, so better get it out of the way as soon as possible, and if she is interested, we can have a conversation about them.

 

[Kwaren]

"I am a nerd, what about you?"

I find that truth works better than pickup lines.

 

[blankedboy]

"If you were a booger, I'd rearrange the alphabet so that you fell from heaven."
Cookie for the reference

 

[EatPieYes]

"O hai there."