Your best roll in D&D or a D&D game

[Xorph]

I just finished re-rolling my Paladin's stats about 100 times in Baldur's Gate, which I've just decided to replay. My final stats are:
Str: 18/91
Dex:7 (but imma give him the Gaunlets of Dexterity as soon as I find them)
Con: 18
Int:11
Wis:18
Cha:18

So I'm wondering, what are the best stats you've ever rolled in D&D or a D&D game like BG? In addition, what did you have the character decked out with once they were higher level? My pally was dual-weilding +5 bastard swords wearing +10 full plate by the end of my last play through BGII, in addition to a plethora of other magical gear, and had most of his stats at 19 or 20 XD

 

[LordRoyal]

Back when I played 3.5 I got all 18s in a character once, DM watching and everything.

Best day ever really.

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

I played a game with a friend who rolled 7 natural 20's in a row... I thought it was a fixed die, but it was just insane luck.

As for my best stat rolls, I once had three 18's two 16's and a 13.

 

[Toriver]

My group usually goes point-buy to prevent characters from being too OP or UP, so I never had anything remarkable for stats. But in one session one guy nailed a 1% chance d100 roll once, to literally hit a guy on the other side of the game world with a boomerang. The whole affair was supposed to be a big joke, but when he succeeded on the roll it became canon.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I rolled a 17+ 15 times in a row once at a table game.

And of course immediately once someone said something about it I rolled a 1 and died. Thanks Tom, Im glad that train took your legs. -_-#

...

Of course three turns later he rolled a 3 and the dungeon master (my friend jake) had something eat his legs. So he had to have the strongest character (my friend Will) carry him nd then hamper will's progress. Plus Toms character was an assassin so he pretty much turned useless when the biggest bulkiest most armoured guy had to go carrying him around. XD

 

[Macgyvercas]

How does two 17's, two 16's, and two 14's sound? Good? No? Could be better?

Ahh well.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Not technically a character roll, but my Drunken Master rolled nat-20 twice in a row while in combat doing a flurry of blows (I think, it was years ago), all to beat up a guy who tried to swipe my Jagermeister. It was glorious.

 

[Aerakade]

If I can spread this out among other role playing games I once needed to roll 3% or under in a Call of Cthulhu game and rolled a 2. I was pretty stoked, ended up ruining a summoning ritual and making our progress a lot simpler.

In D&D one of my favorite characters (not mine but another player's) rolled tremendously BAD stats. Luckily we had a pretty big group so we weren't unhinged and we had this quirky fighter whose highest stat was a 15. It made for an interesting character as we went along and the guy that ran him did a perfect job.

 

[Sandernista]

My group usually goes point-buy to prevent characters from being too OP or UP, so I never had anything remarkable for stats. But in one session one guy nailed a 1% chance d100 roll once, to literally hit a guy on the other side of the game world with a boomerang. The whole affair was supposed to be a big joke, but when he succeeded on the roll it became canon.

A friend of mine did almost the same thing, tilting against a giant windmill.

The windmill exploded. (It was even funnier because he had been rolling nat 1s all night during combat)

Eh once rolled all 18s. Decided to play a bard. >

 

[HT_Black]

I saw a friend roll all 18s. It was the first character he'd ever made, by the way.
And we do point-buy in my party, so I've got none of my own.

 

[Harley Duke]

I pulled a 19, an 18, two 17's a 14 and an 11. I was a half-orc barbarian who actually had a POSITIVE charisma modifier. Which is actually kind of an achievement, considering most people tend to hate half-orcs on sight. Grokk was really one-of-a-kind, I wish I could still find that old character sheet...

 

[tthor]

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[Metaphysic]

Not a character roll (my stats usually turn out average at best), but I recently rolled two nat-20's in a row in order to survive being transported into an alternate dimension and having my mind devoured by demons.

 

[StrixMaxima]

I had a legit 18/00 Strength roll for my Fighter in a Mystara campaign. Not half bad.

I also managed to get 3 very difficult rolls in a row in a CoC campaign years ago. I had to wriggle out from a ghoul's claws, choose the best path in a flaming room and jump from a window with minimal harm. All rows were 10% or less. I denied my GM a frag, that night =)

 

[BaronUberstein]

After I was secretly told by the GM what our group's next mission was, I announced to the group "This mission is so amazing, I will roll a natural 20 when I roll this die"

It rolled a 20. Sadly the mission turned out to be less amazing when we came across a magical door that spoke in riddles that sent us on a scavenger hunt across the city for anything that could be, or be interpreted as, a key.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I've never found high stats to be a primary concern with my character. I go into those games for the fun of it and part of the fun is having weakness's to somthing. If your character is all powerful then the game quickly becomes dull.

 

[Dennis Venner]

Hmm, I mostly play GURPS and World of Darkness myself, but as far as epic rolls, the most epic I can say is that my girlfriend is often times really lucky, I've seen her twice one shot a boss, without really meaning to.

Once it was firing a gun aimed at te body of the enemy, rolled crit, rolled eyeshot on the crit table, which just HAPPENED to be the more or less only weakpoint of the enemy OHKO.

It was the first attack of the combat too, the GM was a little miffed, but lulz were had.

 

[Issurru]

Best I've ever rolled for stats was four 18's a 17 and a 15. Which isn't bad, my dice usually grant me one 18 with every character I make

But there was a time where I was playing the opening to the Temple of Elemental Evil with my cousin and two of my friends. To begin the campaign the DM threw us up against his favorite monster, an Ankheg. Well two of them actually. But the combat started with them getting close enough to eat our face since we all failed our spot checks.

An Ankheg comes out of the ground and crits my cousin, DM rolls max damage and kills my cousin completely in one hit (he was playing a Warlock). The DM felt like a dick so he said that God loved him so he didn't get crit and was just dropped to -2 after that before we got to the boss I was joking around saying I was going to kill my cousin again. I said that I was going to shoot him with my bow, I then proceeded to roll 3 Nat 20's in a row. Everyone was in disbelief, we ended the game right then and there because we knew my cousin was going to get all mopey and pissy since the DM said that, while god may love him, the dice didn't so he wasn't getting DM saved again

 

[CorvusFerreum]

After a few campaign our group decided to create every character via point-buying. I was just frustrating: EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER of mine was absulute shit and one guy in our group allway had a character with something like 2-3 atributes on 18 and the rest somewhere above 13. And we all rolled with the same dices, under the eyes of the dungeonmaster.

 

[Slowpool]

OH wow. This is a good memory.

I was an Enlightened Fist (a monk/sorcerer hybrid). We started at level 12, and I rolled:
STR 18
DEX 17
CON 15
INT 15
WIS 13
CHA 18 +3 for levels

The build had a feat that let me switch out the monk's requirement for wisdom to charisma (to fit with my sorcerer spell needs), and he was a god. Full attack, cast a touch spell with it. Things die.
By lvl 18, I had a belt of magnificence +4 (+4 to every attribute), boots of haste, special storage gloves (whose names I can't remember) that stored magical items within and allowed me to use them without taking them out (stuck a Rod of Absorption in each, spells cast at be are eaten by my hands), and some other neat but slightly less impressive stuff.

Good times.