Your BEST SKYRIM BUGS!

[bigfatcarp93]

Title seems clear enough to me, so let's get on with it!

I have mentioned mine before, but any hilarious bug bears repeating twice, so here goes: I waltzed into Riverwood for about the hundredth time, only this time, I discovered that the entire town's population had spontaneously reached a unanimous decision that they didn't so much care for me being alive anymore.

This was a desire which they were quick to acquire.

 

[Auron225]

The best one I had was leaving the inn in Solitude to see the guy I was meant to be discreetly following practically fly away. He just zoomed through the air a few feet off the ground in a straight line, hit a building and bounced off into the sky, never to be seen again...

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Alright, this is a fairly long story.

So, I decided to get married, just to try out what it looked like, so I bought the amulet of Mara-or-something, and walked up to Aela. "Are you interested in me?" She asks. "Yes." I reply. "Then it's settled, we get married tomorrow." Her worryingly fast conclusion is.

So, I get some nice clothes from Alvor the Blacksmith (which he was happy to lend, I think) and travels to Riften. While there I speak to the priest to arrange everything with the wedding, and he clearly teels me "Don't be late", "Asshole, I you don't want me to be late, how about you fucking tell me when the wedding is gonna be?!" I wanted to say to him, but the game sadly wouldn't let me.

So, after looking up online that the wedding was 7:00 AM, I wakes up at that time and walks in the door, this is where the weird stuff starts to happen.

As all the weddingguests starts to come, a dead half-naked corpse of Lydia falls through the door, this upsets all my guests quite a lot, "Just leave." They all say. This outrages me so much I decide to kill my bride, and everyone else around me, I pick up my two-handed sword and with one single swing cuts the head of Aela, the head falls down, her body doesn't. Aela is still walking around in combat-pose, while her head is rolling around on the ground. I attack another companion, forcing him to reply, but luckily guards arrive to brutally shoot him with their bows, and he dies.

No, this is a true story. The Lydia thing happens every time I boot up the save.

Wow... and I thought MINE was funny...

 

[AVeryClassyCat]

I think the only real glitch I had was while walking from Whiterun to wherever, I came across a path with floating swords, axes, etc. all along it for a few hundred feet. I sort of cautiously approached one of them and decided to grab it, and if I recall right as soon as I did they ALL fell to the ground. Scared the shit out of me.

 

[Ickorus]

There are a couple of bugs that I got screenshots of which I like to post in these threads.

Spoiler

Not a true bug but amusing nonetheless, he was twice as high but I didn't think to screenshot immediately, this was the result of a shield charge.

Attacking one of them counted as attacking all of them and this bug happened on my main playthrough in which I hadn't saved in a long time so every time I go to Whiterun they're still stood there, they kind of creep me out.

I also once killed a dragon and it wouldn't give me its soul so he effectively blocked off one of those shortcuts through the mountains permanently.