Your biggest fail
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Ho hum.
I used to be rather good at parkour, and a friend of mine wanted me to show off to some girl he was trying to hit on (I dunno how me doing it would help, but that's irrelevant...I think). So I take everything out of my pockets and go for a classic run up the wall and jump over it. That goes fine, but as soon as I go to flip backwards off it, my spine suddenly goes numb and I fall off the ledge and wake up in my friend's house.
I'm only 15 and my scoliosis is becoming a serious issue.
I used to be rather good at parkour, and a friend of mine wanted me to show off to some girl he was trying to hit on (I dunno how me doing it would help, but that's irrelevant...I think). So I take everything out of my pockets and go for a classic run up the wall and jump over it. That goes fine, but as soon as I go to flip backwards off it, my spine suddenly goes numb and I fall off the ledge and wake up in my friend's house.
I'm only 15 and my scoliosis is becoming a serious issue.
Blacked out on what I thought was a headache pill, and when I came to I discovered that I has sent a very disturbing e-mail to a former friend I was hoping to reconcile with, totally eradicating any chances that I might have had of making up with her.
I'm still pissed off about that.
I'm still pissed off about that.
Not my biggest true fail, but i'll pick the most amusing.
When I was in high school, i'd still occasionally ride a bike around, like to my friend's house, since he lived too close to bother driving but too far to walk. My front wheel would occasionally go a little crooked so that it was rubbing up against the side of that...fork thing. Anyway, I'd just kick it and it'd go back straight. No big deal.
One time we were riding to his house and it happened, and I kicked it, and when I came to my senses an hour and a half later I was standing in his bathroom pouring blood from my face and knees and shoulder and back, with no fucking idea how I got there.
Seems my foot got wedged, I went over the front of the bike, and got myself a nice concussion, and some handy scars as well.
Again, this was in high school. You aren't supposed to "fall off your bike" anymore.
When I was in high school, i'd still occasionally ride a bike around, like to my friend's house, since he lived too close to bother driving but too far to walk. My front wheel would occasionally go a little crooked so that it was rubbing up against the side of that...fork thing. Anyway, I'd just kick it and it'd go back straight. No big deal.
One time we were riding to his house and it happened, and I kicked it, and when I came to my senses an hour and a half later I was standing in his bathroom pouring blood from my face and knees and shoulder and back, with no fucking idea how I got there.
Seems my foot got wedged, I went over the front of the bike, and got myself a nice concussion, and some handy scars as well.
Again, this was in high school. You aren't supposed to "fall off your bike" anymore.
Hmm...
After the wedding of one of my brothers, I got drunker than I had ever been or have been since.
And then I threw up in the back of my dad's car while he was driving my sorry ass home.
A lot.
Learn to tell when you've had enough, kids!
After the wedding of one of my brothers, I got drunker than I had ever been or have been since.
And then I threw up in the back of my dad's car while he was driving my sorry ass home.
A lot.
Learn to tell when you've had enough, kids!