Your biggest turn OFF?

Astoria

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Guys: Freakin' rats tails. Just...urgh, yuck.

Girls: The stupid high pitched laugh. Makes me want to throttle them.
 

Vault101

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TheRightToArmBears said:
Use of the word 'babe'. I hate being called it, and I hate hearing couples calling eachother it.
I agree completley, I fucking hate it

for me its anyone who has "issues" I man serious ones, anything overly romantic, being fat and being clingy
 

Tim Mazzola

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Smoking
Drinking
Bigotry
Hypocrisy
People who can't take a joke
People who read too much into every little detail of everything
Sluttyness (seriously, ladies, cover up, it's winter time)
Lots of make-up
People with shitty taste/closed-minded taste
Excessive Tattoos (some are OK, tho)
Piercings
GIRLS WHO READ COSMO
 

The_Echo

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Drugs and alcohol. (Once I'm of-age and the people I date likewise, the alcohol part will likely be changed to "excessive alcohol intake.")

I just can't stand that shit. Thought I could overlook it once. Girl smoked weed and cigarettes. I can tolerate tobacco (I'd rather not, though.) but it's the weed that really got to me. I don't know why, but I can't even be near it without my entire body shutting down and my only thoughts reverting to a primal urge to get the fuck out of there. When we were walking back to my house I was instinctively walking twice my normal speed. I tried to slow down, but I physically could not slow or stop. I'm actually moderately afraid of what my reaction might be to more "hardcore" illicit drugs. But I digress.

Ideally, any partner I have will be as clean as I am. (Which is to say, 100%) All that stuff does is shorten your life span and make you grosser.

Other big-ticket items if you want me to stay miles away from you include, but are not limited to:
-Being a massive douche (or your preferred term)
-Being excessively ignorant
-Being arrogant
-Being uncaring
-Having absolutely nothing in common with me
-Having a dick
-Having an overactive libido (I'm very much a one-size-fits-all in that category, but I have to draw the line somewhere.)
-Being too actively religious, to the extent that you might be classified as a "Bible-thumper" and/or might attempt to push your views on my stubborn stance as a deist. I don't want to hear about how you're thankful to God because He 'gave' you the food you bought at the supermarket last night. I'd prefer spiritual beliefs be of no concern for the most part.
The same goes for atheists. I'm so fucking tired of having every atheist I come across constantly tell me how religion is dumb and that God doesn't exist. Every single one of them! And they always brush away clever arguments from the other side with resent and other "I'm too stubborn to even process your arguments because I know you're wrong because you believe in things" remarks. It seems to me like a lot of theist-to-atheist converts go straight to atheism instead of looking around. That right there is bullshit. There are plenty of reasonable, non-organized religious and spiritual views that make a lot more sense than "No. There's nothing. You're all dumb." I mean, anything's possible, right? We don't even know everything about our physical world, so how can anyone even begin to think they know anything conclusive about the spiritual world?

I really didn't expect my post to get this long. ._.
 

Le_Cable

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For women: Whenever someone whines about physically intensive work and expects guys to do it for them.

For men: A hyper intensive obsession with masculinity.

In general: Idiots who play to stereotypes, because it is what others expect of them.
 

jumb

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Hairy "bits" on a girl. I know I've been spoiled by internet porn, but that's just what I like, otherwise the lights are off and you can forget my face going near it!

Outside of the bedroom: too much insecurity and nagging. Nothing makes you go limp faster than "i'm so fat!" or "you need to say something to your family!".
 

thecoreyhlltt

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nasty feet

like if a girl has some rough feet that'll rip hole in my sheets or scratch my legs when we cuddle, i'm like "HERE! YOU BETTER USE MY PED-EGG AND SOME MOISTURIZER... STAT!!!... THEN WE'LL CUDDLE, MAYBE"
but that just me
 

MissDesi

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Woodsey said:
Let's just say I'd think twice if she had a cock.
Personally, I think that'd be fun. ^_~
For me, it's uber-feminine-wears-pink-all-the-time-because-it's-their-favorite-color-drama-queen girls (or guys, especially), or the ones that wear those "I heart geeks" shirts. It's not cool to lie. They just want a pretty boy with glasses. And godwads. Or anyone without a sense of humor, and emotional manipulators. I stayed with one for 2 years without realizing what he was up to. -_-' That's all. I don't mind if someone is dumb if they're dumb in the right way, and if you can hold a conversation about Star Wars or the X-Men cartoon from the 90's then I'm all yours (if I wasn't taken). ^_^
 

elbrandino

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Piercings (other than ears) and tattoos. Followed very closely by really stupid girls that can't hold conversation.
 

thecoreyhlltt

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elbrandino said:
Piercings (other than ears) and tattoos. Followed very closely by really stupid girls that can't hold conversation.
ditto on the stupid thing, but i'd have to disagree about tats... nothing sexier than a girl with a lot of ink... means she can take some pain in the bedroom =D
 

Kamikazi1231

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A septum piercing. I don't what it is about it. I've seen plenty of other piercing types and even mild gauging but the septum piercing just turns me off. Maybe it reminds me too much of a bulls nose ring.
 

mental_looney

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RabbidKuriboh said:
smoking and too much make up




sigh i hate Ireland!
Heh for dudes in ireland how about trackies tucked in socks and gold chains and smoking oh and too much hair gel, but the orange fake tan girls are truly scary...
 

MissDesi

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SturmDolch said:


These things. Seriously, why do 80% of girls at my University insist on wearing these and dragging their feet around? Bonus points if they have the derpy face to go along with it, or if they're wearing tights as pants.
-_- Those... I'd like to burn them all.
 

sky14kemea

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XxRyanxX said:
When the girl doesn't act like herself or is mean toward people.. that isn't someone I want to even be Friends with if not Date her. No offense of course.
I don't know about that, everyone is mean to someone else at one point in their life, sadly. After all, no one's perfect. :/ I may be misunderstanding what you mean by being 'mean' towards others though, so just ignore me if I am. xD

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OT: Arrogance. I don't know why but overly-arrogant people really tick me off. D:
 

Proarcher

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TheRightToArmBears said:
Use of the word 'babe'. I hate being called it, and I hate hearing couples calling eachother it.
Why is that? ^^ It's a term of affection. I call it to my girl friend occasionally and she doesn't seem to mind, least I don't think so..