Your biggest turn OFF?

[ReservoirAngel]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Hair on arms...It turns me off even if the girl is hot.

EDIT:

Hair on arms...It turns me on even if the girls is hot.

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Stupid or obnoxious

Stupid: DUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ...............

Obnoxious: Got a problem Brah?!?

Reality: I guess that shouldn't play games while I'm posting. I forget to check things.

As for your littles notices...

 

[McNinja]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

There's nothing to be afraid of. While yes, it MAY look like your hand was being consumed by an army of spiders, it's perfectly harmless.

I can only hope that you overcome your phobia someday so you can marry a hirsute wolfman. Playing with a man's back hair is the most intimate thing a couple can do.

That's a very...interesting idea, but I already have a very nice chest-and-back-hair-free boyfriend to perform other intimate actions with.

If I want to molest something hairy, I'll ask to look after my neighbour's dog for an hour.

Heartbreaker!

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

Not really. I hate the idea of being restrained in anyway, and I tend to freak out when I am. I don't even like handcuffs being close to me.

As for the RHPS, its just a cinematic abomination. To me, it has no redeeming qualities, and I always feel disgusted and dirty (not in a good way) after watching it.

 

[William Dickbringer]

bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US

She was dead serious... Let me tell you a story!

It's Grade 10, in French class. The teacher is rambling on about his cats when a girl raises her hand. Stopping the lecture we've all heard so many times, he answers her...
"Excuse me, but I have a question... Is Germany in the United States or Canada?"
With a strange baffled look on his bearded face, the teacher says,
"It's in neither, it's a country all it's own."

Now, I'm going to interrupt this to tell you something very important about this next part... I am actually quoting the girl from this class...

"What?! That makes absolutely no sense! It has to be in either Canada or America... I mean where else could it possibly be!!!"

My relationship with the girl ended very soon after this incident.. I knew she wasn't very bright, but I had no idea she was THAT far gone...

Spoiler: my reaction

that is just unbelievable

 

[crazypsyko666]

Dumb people and getting stood up. I hate them both with a fiery passion.

 

[USSR]

Smoking.

Ugh..

 

[McNinja]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Brah?! Saying that I was with some bird who got off on being choked during breaching. Bit weirded out by that.

That is wierd, but at the same time it makes me think of Archer, and the character who like to be choked during sex. And that makes me laugh.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

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These two are immediate deal breakers. It's funny, I made a thread about this one, a long long long time ago.

how is redbull a deal breaker? : s redbull is awesome.

The smell is horrible, that fake chemical sweet smell makes my stomach turn. I stopped going to clubs after vodka/redbull became popular. Ok that's not true, but it really annoyed me.

 

[Kadoodle]

Long nails and makeup. That and stupidity.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

where else could it possibly be!!!"

Spoiler: my reaction

that is just unbelievable

Yes, she believed that the entire world consisted of Canada and the United States...

My friend has a recording of her saying it somewhere... I'll need to get him to find it for me...

 

[Kadoodle]

bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US

She was dead serious... Let me tell you a story!

It's Grade 10, in French class. The teacher is rambling on about his cats when a girl raises her hand. Stopping the lecture we've all heard so many times, he answers her...
"Excuse me, but I have a question... Is Germany in the United States or Canada?"
With a strange baffled look on his bearded face, the teacher says,
"It's in neither, it's a country all it's own."

Now, I'm going to interrupt this to tell you something very important about this next part... I am actually quoting the girl from this class...

"What?! That makes absolutely no sense! It has to be in either Canada or America... I mean where else could it possibly be!!!"

My relationship with the girl ended very soon after this incident.. I knew she wasn't very bright, but I had no idea she was THAT far gone...

Spoiler: my reaction

that is just unbelievable

She was trolling XD

 

[qeinar]

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These two are immediate deal breakers. It's funny, I made a thread about this one, a long long long time ago.

how is redbull a deal breaker? : s redbull is awesome.

The smell is horrible, that fake chemical sweet smell makes my stomach turn. I stopped going to clubs after vodka/redbull became popular. Ok that's not true, but it really annoyed me.

well i can understand it.. although redbull doesn't give of such a intense smell, and also neglecting a person for drinking redbull is pretty insane, since if they like you they would probably agree to drink something else.. : p

 

[Darkpumpkin 21]

Some1 who is easily embarresed, I walk around singing and dancing cuz any1 who looks at me and thinks "That guy is singing but can't sing, he must be retarded" would be doing me a favor by not talking to me. It annoys me when i'm walking with my gf and start singing randomly when we are thinking of something to say and she says "shhh don't sing right now it's weird"

 

[FernandoV]

Guys who are less intelligent than I, are flamboyant, wear shoes I don't like, dress bad, don't have at least one nerdy hobby, have no ambition, aren't white or Colombian, talk too much, are too sensitive, are too clingy, are jealous, request that I cease doing something, have a problem with me drinking or smoking, are fat, have chest or back hair, ETC.

I know I have a lot but it be that way sometimes. :3

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

Oh yes, I forgot one. Someone lacking an 'irreverent' sense of humour. Must be someone with no sacred cows.

 

[Jodah]

Women with dreadlocks. I'm pretty open minded about different appearances but I just can't deal with dreadlocks. It doesn't matter how attractive the woman is in other areas but that is a huge turn off for me.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Girls who think drinking makes them feel better.
Girls who play dumb to get my attention.


But the biggest one is girls that hit harder than I do. It's an insecurity thing.

 

[Nifty]

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

What like missionary, under the covers to some Barry White or the lazy Sunday morning stuff?

As for the edible stuff, I can't really get on with it. It's fun and all but it's not practical, at least in the bedroom. It can get messy for a start; it's bad enough trying to sleep in the sweat patches.

 

[Littlee300]

Hair on arms...It turns me on even if the girls is hot.

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[PlasmaSnake13]

I can't really think of BIGGEST, but the first one that comes to mind is SMOKING. Any smell of smoke, or weed, or any drugs turns me off INSTANTLY.