Your car rules
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My awesome rules of awesomeness!!
1. No smoking, drinking or drugs inside the care
2. No Farting either....DAMN
3. Seatbelts on.....NOW
4. Dont break anything
5. Dont move anything without my permission
6. Break the rules and you will know what the meaning of Shotgun really means
7. Dont change the music on the radio or ipod.....my car my music
8. Dont make the car dirty
9. Drop any drinks or food in car you have to clean it
10. No X rated things in the car.....it only does not apply to me
11 I allow food and drinks, but dont drop
12. No complaining about rules or music
13. No borrowing the car without my permission
My rules.....forever
1. No smoking, drinking or drugs inside the care
2. No Farting either....DAMN
3. Seatbelts on.....NOW
4. Dont break anything
5. Dont move anything without my permission
6. Break the rules and you will know what the meaning of Shotgun really means
7. Dont change the music on the radio or ipod.....my car my music
8. Dont make the car dirty
9. Drop any drinks or food in car you have to clean it
10. No X rated things in the car.....it only does not apply to me
11 I allow food and drinks, but dont drop
12. No complaining about rules or music
13. No borrowing the car without my permission
My rules.....forever
My rules are simple: no smoking, if you don't like how cold it is you can shut up and put on a sweatshirt, we will listen to what I want to listen to however I'm open to suggestions, wear a seat belt, and clean up after yourself.
As the general driver for my carless theatre friends and family members, I've established some basic rules:
1. I decide who gets shotgun. If a girl is pregnant, she gets it by default (unless she's my brother's awful girlfriend). I do try to keep the rotation fair to everyone, which is more than I can say for those idiots who yell "shotgun" the moment we get into the parking lot.
2. I decide what music we listen to. If someone really loves a song that comes onto the radio, I may consider leaving it on. Unless it's a song I detest. Then I change it over the protests.
3. Any side/backseat drivers will be told to walk. Including the aforementioned pregnant women.
4. I keep a trash bag in the car for a reason. Drop wrappers on my floor, you pick them up with your mouth.
5. When giving me directions to a place I've never been, tell me at least two streets before the one I'm turning onto. I've almost gone into the ditch a few times because a friend said, "Oh wait, it's this road, turn now!" when it was slicker than snot on the roads.
6. Distracting the driver will lead to a slap in the face when we've parked.
7. Seatbelts will always be worn, even if it's a short trip, or we go nowhere.
8. I hate the smell of cigarette smoke. I have to put up with it in the theatre and the restaurant where I work; I do NOT want that smell in my car. Period.
9. Mocking my bumper stickers will revoke your riding rights.
1. I decide who gets shotgun. If a girl is pregnant, she gets it by default (unless she's my brother's awful girlfriend). I do try to keep the rotation fair to everyone, which is more than I can say for those idiots who yell "shotgun" the moment we get into the parking lot.
2. I decide what music we listen to. If someone really loves a song that comes onto the radio, I may consider leaving it on. Unless it's a song I detest. Then I change it over the protests.
3. Any side/backseat drivers will be told to walk. Including the aforementioned pregnant women.
4. I keep a trash bag in the car for a reason. Drop wrappers on my floor, you pick them up with your mouth.
5. When giving me directions to a place I've never been, tell me at least two streets before the one I'm turning onto. I've almost gone into the ditch a few times because a friend said, "Oh wait, it's this road, turn now!" when it was slicker than snot on the roads.
6. Distracting the driver will lead to a slap in the face when we've parked.
7. Seatbelts will always be worn, even if it's a short trip, or we go nowhere.
8. I hate the smell of cigarette smoke. I have to put up with it in the theatre and the restaurant where I work; I do NOT want that smell in my car. Period.
9. Mocking my bumper stickers will revoke your riding rights.
No Smoking,
My car-my music,
and most importantly...
IF A WINDOW IS TO BE OPENED, ITS EQUAL AND OPPOSITE (ADJACENT) WINDOW IS TO BE OPENED AS WELL, TO THE SAME LEVEL!!!!!!!!
My car-my music,
and most importantly...
IF A WINDOW IS TO BE OPENED, ITS EQUAL AND OPPOSITE (ADJACENT) WINDOW IS TO BE OPENED AS WELL, TO THE SAME LEVEL!!!!!!!!
Seems like there are a lot of common rules here and mine are not much different.
1 - Seatbelts! I am not having brains and teeth splattered all over my dashboard. Also, doubly so if you're behind me as I don't want headbutting to death.
2 - My car, my music! Luckily BMW know this and so angle the centre console (where the head unit lives) towards the driver. It looks like a subtle angle but, trust me, from the passenger seat, you really can't see the controls unless you lean over...whereupon I will hit you.
3 - Pay up or walk - Fuel is stupidly expensive at the best of times and so donations to the Super Unleaded Trust are always welcome.*
4 - No eating or drinking!
5 - Clean shoes / boots!
6 - No smoking! I don't care if the window is down or not, I am not having my beloved car smelling of your fucking smelly habit!
7 - Dogs welcome so long as they are restrained properly and don't chew things. Doggy seatbelt-adaptors are available and work rather well.
8 - No children!!! Children do more damage to a car than dogs ever could! Plus they make noise and leave bogeys everywhere. Seeing as it's unlawful (I think) to swathe them in duct tape and put them in the boot, they're walking!
9 - No evironmentalism! If you insist on telling me that my car is killing the environment then you aint getting a ride in it!
10 - When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on, everyone is obliged to pretend we're in Wayne's World.
Wardy
* Although attractive girls can pay in kind! ;-)
1 - Seatbelts! I am not having brains and teeth splattered all over my dashboard. Also, doubly so if you're behind me as I don't want headbutting to death.
2 - My car, my music! Luckily BMW know this and so angle the centre console (where the head unit lives) towards the driver. It looks like a subtle angle but, trust me, from the passenger seat, you really can't see the controls unless you lean over...whereupon I will hit you.
3 - Pay up or walk - Fuel is stupidly expensive at the best of times and so donations to the Super Unleaded Trust are always welcome.*
4 - No eating or drinking!
5 - Clean shoes / boots!
6 - No smoking! I don't care if the window is down or not, I am not having my beloved car smelling of your fucking smelly habit!
7 - Dogs welcome so long as they are restrained properly and don't chew things. Doggy seatbelt-adaptors are available and work rather well.
8 - No children!!! Children do more damage to a car than dogs ever could! Plus they make noise and leave bogeys everywhere. Seeing as it's unlawful (I think) to swathe them in duct tape and put them in the boot, they're walking!
9 - No evironmentalism! If you insist on telling me that my car is killing the environment then you aint getting a ride in it!
10 - When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on, everyone is obliged to pretend we're in Wayne's World.
Wardy
* Although attractive girls can pay in kind! ;-)
Petrol money is paid before we leave... Do you know how expensive that shit is? I refuse to give anyone a lift who seems to think that petrol is free...
And the usual no smoking, no barfing, buckle up and don't piss me off applies...
I'm pretty liberal with the music but if it's shit it's going off...
And the usual no smoking, no barfing, buckle up and don't piss me off applies...
I'm pretty liberal with the music but if it's shit it's going off...
I'm not driving yet but I'm not far off. People in the back seat under the age of 16 can't talk or eat food or drink. Alcohol is banned completely. I always have control on the music; no requests, no arguing.
If you knew my little brother and sister, you'd understand. They bicker a lot.Onyxious said:
Also, "In Soviet Russia, car drives you"
Sounds good but it doesn't work when they both have no respect for you whatsoever and the little sister is a self righteous twitOnyxious said:
also, touche
-It is mandatory that you wear your seatbelt.
-Do not touch my heating dial/aircon.
-Only family members can eat in my car.
-NO smoking at all, ever.
-No music allowed-it creeps me out.
-Don't touch me when I'm driving.
-I reserve the right to tell you to "shut up" at any time.
-No opening the windows.
-If you criticise my driving you are out of my car. You can walk the rest.
-If you hold on to any of the door handles you are out also.
-If i'm taking you somewhere i've never been before you help navigate. You don't just watch the pretty things outside the window and reveal half an hour later you have no idea where we are.
-Do not touch my heating dial/aircon.
-Only family members can eat in my car.
-NO smoking at all, ever.
-No music allowed-it creeps me out.
-Don't touch me when I'm driving.
-I reserve the right to tell you to "shut up" at any time.
-No opening the windows.
-If you criticise my driving you are out of my car. You can walk the rest.
-If you hold on to any of the door handles you are out also.
-If i'm taking you somewhere i've never been before you help navigate. You don't just watch the pretty things outside the window and reveal half an hour later you have no idea where we are.
I won't move the car unless everyone has their seat belt on.
We listen to what I want to listen to.
No smoking in my car, even if the windows are down.
And no alcohol at all in my car.
Also, if you eat anything in my car, you take the trash out.
We listen to what I want to listen to.
No smoking in my car, even if the windows are down.
And no alcohol at all in my car.
Also, if you eat anything in my car, you take the trash out.
1. Wear seatbelt.
2. No alcohol drinking.
3. I will ask you once if its okay if I smoke. If you say yes, you have lost all rights to ***** about me smoking in MY car.
2. No alcohol drinking.
3. I will ask you once if its okay if I smoke. If you say yes, you have lost all rights to ***** about me smoking in MY car.
-Wear seat belt
-Absolutely no illicit drugs in or around the car
-Notify me if you have a firearm (alot of my friends have CHL's)
-Absolutely no alcohol in the car if we have firearms (this applies to both closed and open containers)
-You may smoke, but there will be a 3 cigarette tax for each one you smoke
-When I'm DD, I make the fast food decisions
-Standard shotgun rules apply
-Person riding shotgun also must act as navigator/copilot. So you better fucking know how to read a map.
-Everyone must know where we are geographically at all times, in other words, pay attention to where we are going
-Absolutely no illicit drugs in or around the car
-Notify me if you have a firearm (alot of my friends have CHL's)
-Absolutely no alcohol in the car if we have firearms (this applies to both closed and open containers)
-You may smoke, but there will be a 3 cigarette tax for each one you smoke
-When I'm DD, I make the fast food decisions
-Standard shotgun rules apply
-Person riding shotgun also must act as navigator/copilot. So you better fucking know how to read a map.
-Everyone must know where we are geographically at all times, in other words, pay attention to where we are going
- Drinking is allowed, but spill, whatever it may be, at your own risk.
- If you're in my car then I'M driving and I'm paying the petrol. DONT TELL ME HOW TO OPERATE THE VEHICLE. I KNOW HOW.
- Even if I'm driving someone else's car, don't tell me how to drive after a possible introduction to the vehicle. You can tell me where to drive though.
- Barf = Death. Open the door, puke out the window, I don't care. Just don't get any inside the car.
- No smoking in my car. The smell will never get off the upholstery.
- Radio = Mine. Turn on the gospel channel or NRJ at your own risk. I'll take volume suggestions though.
- Behave, don't throw, wave, shout stupid stuff out of the window.
- I mainly decide the power of the AC/Heater, open to suggestions though.
- Sleep if you will. It's my job to drive anyway.
- My car = my territory = I'm the king. I have the ultimate say.
- I always appreciate a good conversation. Long distance driving numbs the driver down a bit.
- Oh, and wear the belt.
- If you're in my car then I'M driving and I'm paying the petrol. DONT TELL ME HOW TO OPERATE THE VEHICLE. I KNOW HOW.
- Even if I'm driving someone else's car, don't tell me how to drive after a possible introduction to the vehicle. You can tell me where to drive though.
- Barf = Death. Open the door, puke out the window, I don't care. Just don't get any inside the car.
- No smoking in my car. The smell will never get off the upholstery.
- Radio = Mine. Turn on the gospel channel or NRJ at your own risk. I'll take volume suggestions though.
- Behave, don't throw, wave, shout stupid stuff out of the window.
- I mainly decide the power of the AC/Heater, open to suggestions though.
- Sleep if you will. It's my job to drive anyway.
- My car = my territory = I'm the king. I have the ultimate say.
- I always appreciate a good conversation. Long distance driving numbs the driver down a bit.
- Oh, and wear the belt.
I like playing music when I drive but don't turn it up so loud that I have to shout at you in order for you to hear me.
Don't smoke.
Don't smoke.