Your car rules
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#1 I'm driving, my music.
#2 No smoking, drinking, or drugs ~Also applies to inside my home
#3 If you piss me off, you can walk.
#4 You break it, you're paying for it.
And the last one, which will go into effect the moment my Chevelle is finished in it's restoration:
#5 No eating in my Chevelle without my explicit permission.
#2 No smoking, drinking, or drugs ~Also applies to inside my home
#3 If you piss me off, you can walk.
#4 You break it, you're paying for it.
And the last one, which will go into effect the moment my Chevelle is finished in it's restoration:
#5 No eating in my Chevelle without my explicit permission.
- Seatbelts. I won't drive until they're on.
- No smoking, drinking or eating in the car.
- The stereo has but one master, and that is me.
- Don't call shotgun. It annoys me.
- You make a mess, you clean it.
- On long drives, I appreciate any non-family passengers to pitch in a little for gas. Doesn't need to be much, just a token of thanks for me driving you half-way across the country. Though most of my friends offer this voluntarily.
- No smoking, drinking or eating in the car.
- The stereo has but one master, and that is me.
- Don't call shotgun. It annoys me.
- You make a mess, you clean it.
- On long drives, I appreciate any non-family passengers to pitch in a little for gas. Doesn't need to be much, just a token of thanks for me driving you half-way across the country. Though most of my friends offer this voluntarily.
Pretty much my only rule is "No drawing on the windows"
When there's more than one person in the vehicle and it's cold outside, your breath fogs up the windows. This will often encourage people to doodle with their fingers or their nails on the frost. Unfortunately, once the frost clears, it leaves streak marks that only go away once you've cleaned the window like 100 times.
My friends typically don't leave a mess in my vehicle and they adhere to all the other primary rules of passenger-ing so that's the only real rule I have to try and enforce.
When there's more than one person in the vehicle and it's cold outside, your breath fogs up the windows. This will often encourage people to doodle with their fingers or their nails on the frost. Unfortunately, once the frost clears, it leaves streak marks that only go away once you've cleaned the window like 100 times.
My friends typically don't leave a mess in my vehicle and they adhere to all the other primary rules of passenger-ing so that's the only real rule I have to try and enforce.
Eh...I'm pretty agreeable. I've never needed militant rules like "don't break anything" because it's never been an issue. Seatbelt's not an issue because my car starts spazzing out at you if you aren't buckled.
Eating is fine, just take all your trash with you when you exit the car.
Smoking is okay as long as it's out the window. I have no ashtray in my car, and I don't want one.
No specific rules about music/radio. Wanna browse my iPod, that's fine with me.
Eating is fine, just take all your trash with you when you exit the car.
Smoking is okay as long as it's out the window. I have no ashtray in my car, and I don't want one.
No specific rules about music/radio. Wanna browse my iPod, that's fine with me.
Dude if I had a Chevelle I would never have any passengers, that car is so fucking sweet.Johnnyallstar said:
Do not touch my music, he who drives gets to choose. Mom, I've put up with your shitty music for 17 years, ITS MY TURN!
If you have to puke, start rolling down the window, I will pull over as quickly as I can.
I am not Your Ride. Favors must be paid back, and if I drive you somewhere you'd better appreciate it.*Little sisters only
My fuzzy dice is my compass, fuck asking for directions.
I don't care if you wear a seatbelt as long as you admit it was your own fault if we crash.
If you tell me how to drive I will spitefully crash the passenger side of my car into a portal to painland. I will pay admission.
EDIT: I just realized from reading a lot of peoples, NO SMOKING. I have never had a smoker in my car, but yeah, Cuz it will stick to the seats for a week.
I don't drive but I've done it before and I'll likely be getting a license within the next few months. So, here are some simple guidelines for passengers while I'm driving the car!
*Don't touch me
*Don't smoke in my car
*Don't break any laws (especially when law enforcement is visible)
*NO PUNCH BUGGY
*Don't remind me of the rules of the road (ie: speed)
*No license-plate game
*While I may sing along to the music playing, that is not an invitation for you to join me: My car is not the car from Wayne's World
*Don't touch me
*Don't smoke in my car
*Don't break any laws (especially when law enforcement is visible)
*NO PUNCH BUGGY
*Don't remind me of the rules of the road (ie: speed)
*No license-plate game
*While I may sing along to the music playing, that is not an invitation for you to join me: My car is not the car from Wayne's World
My car, my music. If you don't like my choices, you can walk the rest of the way. No drugs in my car, not even a little that you're just carrying. Put on your seatbelt, and if it's raining or snowing, don't bother me. I hate driving in either. And you can fuck with me all you want, but if it gets to physicality, I will run my car off the road.
Questions?
Questions?
Love that movieNosense said:
In my car, all passengers are encouraged to use common sense or I wil put them in the trunk. Particularly annoying passengers are encouraged to shut the hell up.
1. Don't smoke
2. If I turn the radio down, don't turn it back up, I don't need the feeling of just leaving a club whenever I get out of my car, plus my hearing is already fucked up enough.
3. Don't yell shit to everyone we pass in the street, I don't need people forming a bad rep with my car, because there's not a lot of my car around.
4. You may drink and eat. But you will pay for or clean any mess that is created.
2. If I turn the radio down, don't turn it back up, I don't need the feeling of just leaving a club whenever I get out of my car, plus my hearing is already fucked up enough.
3. Don't yell shit to everyone we pass in the street, I don't need people forming a bad rep with my car, because there's not a lot of my car around.
4. You may drink and eat. But you will pay for or clean any mess that is created.
Wear a seatbelt. If you're going to smoke, roll the windows down. I pick the music. No horsing around in such a manner that it could be a distraction. Any attempt to break these rules will result in a ride in the trunk.
Driver picks the music. Suggestions are considered, but not guaranteed.
Seatbelts or we go nowhere.
If I say to shut up, you shut up and let me drive.
If you're going to smoke, either do it during a pit stop or be prepared to do it out the window (unless I'm smoking too, in which case follow my lead). NO ASHING EXCEPT IN THE ASHTRAY OR OUT THE WINDOWS.
Do not leave rubbish in my car.
Finally, the driver is ALWAYS right.
Seatbelts or we go nowhere.
If I say to shut up, you shut up and let me drive.
If you're going to smoke, either do it during a pit stop or be prepared to do it out the window (unless I'm smoking too, in which case follow my lead). NO ASHING EXCEPT IN THE ASHTRAY OR OUT THE WINDOWS.
Do not leave rubbish in my car.
Finally, the driver is ALWAYS right.