Your car rules

[CouchCommando]

wear a seat belt, I have powers of veto on the stereo whilst driving, no feet on dash or out windows, oh and no throwing shit out the windows or making rude gestures or swearing at people outside the car, all on the spot walking offenses. I swear some women can act like animals.

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Rule #1: If you would get in trouble for doing it in your own car, don't do it in mine.
Rule #2: If you wouldn't want me to do it in your car, don't do it in mine.
Rule #3: I don't care about the music or temperature. Passenger may choose 'luxuries' as long as it doesn't stop me from driving safely. (Manual transmission / parking brake / foggy windows)
Rule #4: Rules 1 & 2 are basically common sense. If I have reason to believe you can't handle them, you wouldn't even be riding with me in the first place.

 

[Nosense]

You Boys Like Mexico!!!!!!!!!! (i.e buckle up!)

Love that movie

In my car, all passengers are encouraged to use common sense or I wil put them in the trunk. Particularly annoying passengers are encouraged to shut the hell up.

Particularly annoying passengers are kindly encouraged to walk to their destination if its my car ^^

 

[Scolar Visari]

Ground rules: 1. No the locks don't work on the first try. I don't care. Deal with it.
2. No the heat doesn't work. Roll the window up and wear something warm.
3. No the AC doesn't work. Roll the window down and wear something light.
4. No food/consumables in the truck that can leave marks.
5. The radio will stay on NPR for at least 10 minutes of driving.
6. Passenger seat is the navigator. There are maps, compasses and protractors in the glove box.
7. Everybody declares knives/firearms when getting in the truck. No surprises.

 

[Wolfram23]

Sit down, buckle up, and shut up!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

If you don't wear a seatbelt, I will make sure I brake violently every time I stop.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

1. You have two choices, my music or walk.
2. And if you don't want to be thrown out of a moving vechile do not even think of touching the radio
3. General dickhead behaviour will be punish in similar vain to rule 2
4. I'm not a taxi