Your cartoonish weakness.

[Kae]

Stairs... -_-'
That's my kryptonite, besides that jokes, I just don't get most of them and people always look at me weird for that, I guess, oh yeah also touching, seriously don't touch me it startles the crap out of me but I tend to immediately punch when I'm startled so that's not good, also hugs, if you want to paralyze me in fear for a while that should do it.

 

[MidnightCat]

Being surprised by someone, especially in the dark. I'll let out a strangled scream, jump backwards and hit out at whatever surprised me. Usually it's just my sister being an unintentional ninja - I've given her plenty of bruises that way.

 

[Apollo45]

My fiance recently found out that my butt is ticklish. Like, really, cripplingly ticklish. We haven't been able to have proper sex since then because she'll get me right in the middle of it. Convulsions and flailing make things interesting, but it takes a bit to get back into the rhythm of things, especially after all the laughter on her end.

So, if ever I were to have a mortal enemy... Well, if they were to defeat me they'd have to be goddamned awkward.

 

[MiskWisk]

ShuddupIknowIamnotreallyamanatee

You're not really a manatee... Aw

That said, I have a fear of emu's.

Spoiler: Look at it

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It's evil

It stem's from a bad encounter and now I'll become visibly agitated near one.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Anything vaguely cat shaped and I lose all badassness and turn to goo. I once ran away from a khajiit bandit because I couldn't face killing him :<

POOR FLUFFY KITTY D:

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Anything vaguely cat shaped and I lose all badassness and turn to goo. I once ran away from a khajiit bandit because I couldn't face killing him :<

POOR FLUFFY KITTY D:

Note to self:
Create Dark Souls Mod that turns all enemies into some form of cat and force Moonlight Butterfly to play that...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I am obscenely ticklish.

No, really.

It gets to the point where if anyone so much as brushes my side with a finger, I turn into a flailing mess. Collateral damage is inevitable when I'm being tickled (though I usually end up with more injuries than anyone else).

[small][sub]And it doesn't help that if anyone touches my neck, I immediately turn to mush. Think the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz, and that's basically what happens to me.[/sub][/small]

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Anything vaguely cat shaped and I lose all badassness and turn to goo. I once ran away from a khajiit bandit because I couldn't face killing him :<

POOR FLUFFY KITTY D:

Note to self:
Create Dark Souls Mod that turns all enemies into some form of cat and force Moonlight Butterfly to play that...

My best friend linked me a mod that turns all the zombies in left for dead into cats D:

I think I would just burst out crying or be sick or something.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but what's really weird is I'm 6'3", 150lbs, and I bench 195 pounds. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!? BLARGH! I'm almost twice as strong in almost every muscle as I was last year, but I'm the exact same weight and build (a skinny guy, basically). Again I say, BLARGH! Frustration and rage plague my every vein!
.

It's probably what you are eating. You probably need to eat more to gain some muscles.

I'd look up some bulk up diets on the net

 

[ShadowTrooper-A-E]

For my cartoonish weakness it would be the sound of someone or something rubbing or shullfling on carpets the sound literally drives me out of that entire area in a flash just so irritating and that's why carpet cleaners and their machines are my sworn enemies.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I have mastrophobia after being nearly murdered by a pair of large breast.

I am not joking.

 

[Sherokain]

well i kinda have two im an abdarian meaning i find absolutly everything hilarious paire dwith my laugh that apparently sounds fake meaning all my friends never believe, i actually find anything funny (the irony ): . In addition cold, pretty much like Darken 12 in reverse hot stuff doesnt bother me im fine in 40 degree heat and can pick up hot plates, but when its even mildly cold i turn into a total whimp, simple things like bumping my elbow or scraping my hadns that wouldnt even phase me eally hurt when you are cold. so i guess that makes me your nemesis or something.

 

[trollnystan]

Cartoonish weakness? Damn it, then I can't use my fear of blood can I? Although it is kinda hilarious - to others not me - that a bad enough cut on my finger will end up with me fainting if I don't lie down.

Spoiler: TMI girly period stuff! Click at own risk!

I however don't faint, or even care beyond feelings of "ugh not again!", when I have my period. And my periods are almost sea-of-blood type things. I go through a lot of TP four days a month...

Hmmm, then I suppose it's fingernails. I will feel almost nauseous when people with long nails break them. I can't even look at them! I keep my nails short at all times because of this, but I loathe the feeling of cutting them too. I'm a sad, sad little woman...

 

[Cr33dl0rd]

I have mastrophobia after being nearly murdered by a pair of large breast.

I am not joking.

this has got to be an awesome anecdote on parties

 

[Chris Tian]

I need sunlight and warmth.
During the winter my motivation to do anything at all drops to basically zero. I cant get anything done, escpacially the more or less optional stuff like training.
And that its still winter-ish in April over here is really bad for me, to a point where i feel physically ill.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I have mastrophobia after being nearly murdered by a pair of large breast.

I am not joking.

I have mastrophobia after being nearly murdered by a pair of large breast.

I am not joking.

this has got to be an awesome anecdote on parties

Or for this very thread...
Come on, share that story, you know you want to, otherwise I shall invent one and make that the official story.
On a related note: How does this manifest?

Do you turn into a suckling infant at the sight of a girl with big bountiful bouncing boobies?
Ok, maybe that metapher doesn't work...

Do you go rigid, like completely wood hard at the sight of truly triumphant titties?

Yeah, that's not right either.

Does the sight of massive marvelous mammaries make your mind just go blank?


[sub]I am so sorry, I just couldn't stop myself, I think I need help[/sub]

 

[Vegosiux]

I am notoriously hard to get excited about anything while at the same time an expert at killing hype. Got me some frustrated looks from people, that. Sadly results in a rather false rep of me just going out of my way to be cynical and contrarian, but that's not the case.

 

[Angie7F]

I also have the tendency to be sick or hurt myself more than other people.

Also I have a talent in losing my shoe in the most appropriate timing like in animes.
It has gotten me talking with guys I would otherwise never have a chance of talking to.

Weird thing is, my grandparents met because my grandmother lost her she too.

 

[ATRAYA]

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but what's really weird is I'm 6'3", 150lbs, and I bench 195 pounds. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!? BLARGH! I'm almost twice as strong in almost every muscle as I was last year, but I'm the exact same weight and build (a skinny guy, basically). Again I say, BLARGH! Frustration and rage plague my every vein!
.

It's probably what you are eating. You probably need to eat more to gain some muscles.

I'd look up some bulk up diets on the net

I already have protein shakes everyday and I eat more than a human should. There's literally nothing I can do... All I can do is impress people by lifting more than the huge guys you see at the gym. lol

 

[Roroshi14]

Cartoonish weakness? I don't know about that but does having mild hypochondria count? I shaved my head when my kid sister got headlice. I am also very afraid of moths.

Spoiler

This is mine too.... and I deeply regret clicking on that. Now I won't sleep for days.