Your cartoonish weakness.

[songnar]

Pie.

That is all.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Baked vegetables, especially carrots. I always have to force them down. I like my vegetables cold, hard and raw, not mushed up and warm.

 

[Darken12]

I need sunlight and warmth.
During the winter my motivation to do anything at all drops to basically zero. I cant get anything done, escpacially the more or less optional stuff like training.
And that its still winter-ish in April over here is really bad for me, to a point where i feel physically ill.

Ah, my polar opposite nemesis. We finally meet.

 

[Sable Gear]

Despite being exceptionally laid back I get flustered to tears very easily. It doesn't even make sense!

Oh here's a better one; people asking severely stupid questions or saying severely stupid things pains me to my very soul, no exaggeration.

If I were a cartoon villain all the hero would have to do to defeat me would be to force me to read his Facebook or Twitter feed or eavesdrop on some teenagers and I would implode upon myself in spiritual pain and futile rage at all the stupid things people sayyyyyy. Aaauuugghhhh...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Cartoonish weakness eh?

I have a tendency to say "Ow!" at the slightest bump or nudge by others, even if it didn't hurt me in the slightest.
I am EXTREMELY ticklish, and will giggle long after the tickling has stopped.
I have the tendency to say exactly what I'm thinking out loud (which has led to some rather embarrassing situations)
The sound of a rake on gravel will bring me to my knees
Hornets and bees HATE me (I get stung on average 10-15 times a year and I'm not exactly an outdoors-man)
Cats also hate me (I had to fend one off with a coat hangar just a few days ago)
... aaand I very rarely refuse challenges, no matter how stupid they are (which, again, usually leads to unsavory circumstances)

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

My fiance recently found out that my butt is ticklish. Like, really, cripplingly ticklish. We haven't been able to have proper sex since then because she'll get me right in the middle of it. Convulsions and flailing make things interesting, but it takes a bit to get back into the rhythm of things, especially after all the laughter on her end.

So, if ever I were to have a mortal enemy... Well, if they were to defeat me they'd have to be goddamned awkward.

You should probably undergo vigorous butt tickling and build up an immunity.

Mine is wet napkins. They dissolve into this pulpy texture and it's disgusting. If I ever need to kill a boner I think about putting one on my tongue. Works every time.

 

[Daniel Janhagen]

Wallpaper. When my hands are really dry (it happens, especially when it's cold out), even the thought of touching wallpaper (especially on a wall, but rolled up works too) creeps me out. Same goes for those big rolls of paper you often see in garages or near people that work with paint.

Also, really really pale female redheads. I'll be out walking with some mates, talking passionately about something that's important to me, and one of them walks into view. My brain just shuts down, and I can't even remember what I was talking about. My friends share a knowing laugh/smile, and we'll just continue where we left off when we've past her.

 

[Chris Tian]

I need sunlight and warmth.
During the winter my motivation to do anything at all drops to basically zero. I cant get anything done, escpacially the more or less optional stuff like training.
And that its still winter-ish in April over here is really bad for me, to a point where i feel physically ill.

Ah, my polar opposite nemesis. We finally meet.

So this whole "no-spring-for-you-this-year"-thing is your doing? Well played sir, well played.

 

[Dark2003]

Women. More specific Beautiful Women.

I have an overwhelming distrust of things that are too good to be true.

 

[The Funslinger]

Shorts

I hate shorts... They started this hate relationship first, trust me

Never going down as far as they need to, BAH I say, BAH!

I share your pain.

OT: Cartoonish ill luck at the most hilarious of times.

 

[The Funslinger]

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but what's really weird is I'm 6'3", 150lbs, and I bench 195 pounds. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!? BLARGH! I'm almost twice as strong in almost every muscle as I was last year, but I'm the exact same weight and build (a skinny guy, basically). Again I say, BLARGH! Frustration and rage plague my every vein!
.

It's probably what you are eating. You probably need to eat more to gain some muscles.

I'd look up some bulk up diets on the net

I already have protein shakes everyday and I eat more than a human should. There's literally nothing I can do... All I can do is impress people by lifting more than the huge guys you see at the gym. lol

I recently joined the gym, and if this turns out to be the case for me, I will use my newfound disproportionate strength to go on a rampage, as I too am very skinny.

 

[Alcamonic]

You know when you eat an icecream and it's only a tiny bit left on the stick? Licking the stick, that feeling with the wood against your tongue is almost unbearable for me.

Watching others eat I need to control myself so I don't yell out "STOP LICKING!".

 

[Darken12]

I need sunlight and warmth.
During the winter my motivation to do anything at all drops to basically zero. I cant get anything done, escpacially the more or less optional stuff like training.
And that its still winter-ish in April over here is really bad for me, to a point where i feel physically ill.

Ah, my polar opposite nemesis. We finally meet.

So this whole "no-spring-for-you-this-year"-thing is your doing? Well played sir, well played.

Consider it payback for my current "Autumn is never coming" situation. We shall suffer together!

 

[DBLT4P]

people asking severely stupid questions or saying severely stupid things pains me to my very soul, no exaggeration.

If I were a cartoon villain all the hero would have to do to defeat me would be to force me to read his Facebook or Twitter feed or eavesdrop on some teenagers and I would implode upon myself in spiritual pain and futile rage at all the stupid things people sayyyyyy. Aaauuugghhhh...

^this, ignorance and stupidity make me physically cringe... as well as creates a near irresistible urge to correct the perpetrator, which in hindsight only makes me a pretentious asshole...

other than that, I cannot watch other people be embarrassed or awkward, even (and especially) on tv, like I have to leave the room or skip ahead in the episode.

and eyes, any sort of physical harm to eyes makes me want to curl up in the fetal position.