Your "catch phrase"

[Alphakirby]

"Ain't my dick"

just my way of saying "not my problem"

But,wouldn't that confuse people who don't know you if the situation at hand does not involve a dick nor a person named Dick?

 

[Subwayeatn]

I use "gee whiz" and "shucks" in serious conversations. Sometimes i'll throw in a "golly".

 

[MordinSolus]

I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going to assume everyone speaks. And with speaking comes alot of words, some of which are repeated by a person more then others, to the point where a person can be associated with a specific phrase. So I'm asking the good (mostly) people here at the escapist if they have a particular "catch phrase" which they use often.

In my case I have two: "Go for Gold Kid" for when someone suggests something, and "10 points" Whenever someone either messes up or succeeds at something.

Edit: Okay, I have a third. Whenever someone presents me with two things that are both true in an "or" sentence, I respond with a simple "yes." I also do this if someone I dislike asks if X or Y is the correct option.

Ex. Person A: Do you like boys or girls?
Me: Yes.

Person B: Is the answer 32 or 42?
Me: Yes. (if at least one answer is right)

Here's some good ones I use. My friends spread them around and then people steal them, though.

"Well cut my calories and call me skinny!"
"Touche'."
"Get the sand out of your vag*na, it's getting all over the carpet."
"Damn it!"
"Crap!"
"More crap!"
"Well run me over and call me roadkill!"
"Well shoot me in the head and call me Ramirez!"

 

[lollypopalopicus]

either "well... fuck me then" or like boss

 

[FEichinger]

I'd go with
"(I bet) five bucks ..."
"fuck's sake"
"touché"
"go fuck yourself"

... Ironically I manage to use all four in a single conversation way too often recently.

 

[DasDestroyer]

"Whatever boats your float" whenever anyone else would say "whatever floats your boat".