I have a few:
"Who dare's wins"
"Better safe than sorry"
"I will leap across this table and pwn your entire face"
and ""insert name here" makes me want to put a pickaxe up my nose."
"Oh, sonuvabitch!"
"The technical term for this is FUCK RIGHT OFF!"
"You're a strong, confidant, independent...oh who am I kidding, you're a whiny needy little *****."
"Quit your bitching."
And of course
"Wuwazat?"
"Moving right along..." when I get uncomfortable. I also start to sing Mad World by Tears for Fears when anybody mentions finding something funny or sad. I've also become very partial to, "Who the hell do you think I am?" recently.
Whenever I'm playing a game with friends only and something happens, I comment on it. No matter how definitive what I just said was, I will always follow up with the phrase "Don't quote me on that."
An example of this would be:
My team loses the a game
"We just lost... don't quote me on that."
I never use it when playing with other people, but when it's friends only, you can be sure that I'll be spamming that vocally.
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